10-03-2007, 05:07 AM | #1 |
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Someone is making fun of Zelph
They have created a website dedicated to a newly discovered / translated Book of Zelph:
http://www.bookofzelph.com/ |
10-03-2007, 05:23 AM | #2 |
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Incredible. Nice find.
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10-03-2007, 03:15 PM | #3 |
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The thing is I can't decide if the site was made by an apostate or by a current church member who simply puts humor before judgment skills. It lacks the personal attacks, hell fire fury proclamations, and twisted bible references that tend to accompany true anti material.
The testimony of the nine witnesses was, well, kinda funny. |
10-03-2007, 03:16 PM | #4 |
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SGC. I thought we went through this a couple of months ago. Maybe that was on cougarboard.
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10-03-2007, 03:36 PM | #5 |
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The site says that the book of zelph is the 2nd witness to the book of mormon. what is the first witness to the book of mormon - the book of mormon itself?
this reaks as gerald lund-esque. i like how the website is designed with the same color schemes as lds.org. |
10-03-2007, 03:38 PM | #6 |
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oh! this has got to be a gag. look at the "translator's testimony"... http://www.bookofzelph.com/testimony.html
friggin' dude claims to work at chuck e cheese. the book was on leather plates. hahaha! |
10-03-2007, 03:46 PM | #7 |
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I like how one of his witnesses is named Uncle Bob.
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10-03-2007, 06:55 PM | #8 |
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