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Old 08-25-2005, 07:55 PM   #1
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Default Some funny questions I was asked at work yesterday.

At least I thought they were funny. I'm curious to see how you guys would answer.

1) If you had to choose between a woman who was an excellent cook, cooked all meals for you each day and went all out with each meal but was average in the sack OR a woman who is an average cook but is a sexual dynamo which would you pick?

SteelBlue's answer: I can cook for myself.

2) If you had to choose between a woman who was excellent in bed but horrible with money management OR a woman who was average in bed but excellent with money management which would you choose?

SteelBlue's answer: I'd choose the woman who was good with money. I've had too many friends whose marriages suffered because they could barely make ends meet trying to live above their means.

Curious as to how my cg friends will answer.
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:00 PM   #2
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Default id choose....

any lady that will have sex with me....
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:06 PM   #3
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Default #1 is a NO BRAINER....come on

the answer is obvious. What do you think microwave ovens, and fast food are for?

As for #2, I need more specifics...lol. Exactly what do you mean by "horrible with money management"?
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:08 PM   #4
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Default Re: #1 is a NO BRAINER....come on

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As for #2, I need more specifics...lol. Exactly what do you mean by "horrible with money management"?
"I can't be out of money, I still have more checks." Seriously though, the kind of woman who is willing or even demands to sacrifice tomorrow for today.
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:53 PM   #5
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Default Oh, ok. Then I'd want the woman that is good with money...

because with the other woman, you wouldn't have time for sex anywy. You would be working 2 or 3 jobs, just to stay out of bankruptcy!
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:30 PM   #6
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Default Re: Oh, ok. Then I'd want the woman that is good with money.

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because with the other woman, you wouldn't have time for sex anywy. You would be working 2 or 3 jobs, just to stay out of bankruptcy!
LOL, you just described 2 of my friends.
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