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Mrs. Meanie and I now refer to ourselves as "The Sexual Mythbusters".
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I thought my new avatar was appropriate for this thread
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Isn't floating with Jenna no different than doing it with a beer stein filled with warm water?
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Oddly enough we never really got the chastity and porn talks in my singles ward. I guess they assumed with all the social misfits in the ward no one was in danger of doing it. |
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For you bishop types, which is a more serious sin: floating with no orgasm, or dry-humping with an orgasm?
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I have heard of "floating" but I always thought it was just another thing people made up about kids at the zoo and their weird attempts at moral immorality.
I can't imagine the look on the bishop's face as some kid tells him what floating is and how it is ok because it isn't sexual intercourse. It sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit. If I were a bishop I don't know if I could sit through that one without... 1- Laughing aloud 2- Smacking the kid 3- Sobbing silently as I realize there is no hope at all
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You know, I go to all the trouble of writing an insightful, on-topic reply to a
specific post and then I come in this morning to find that someone has gone and split the thread up. Now my post is completely out of context.
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who gives a %$#& about the rules? |
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