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Old 04-08-2008, 06:57 PM   #21
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She should have no problem getting dates.

Yeah, it's a problem I'd like to work on. What again honey?

Let's see how one would schedule that.

Early in the morning before workout. Once at lunch. Once right after getting home. Once after kids fall to sleep. And a couple times midnight.

First I'm not buying it. but if you're not joking and she's hot, what's her number.
Dude, seriously, this sounds pathetic. You are WAY desperate.
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:00 PM   #22
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Dude, seriously, this sounds pathetic. You are WAY desperate.
In reality I don't believe any wife is trying to have sex six times a day, as the scheduling problem makes it impractical. You could not be productive if you had it that often. Perhaps on vacation but during a normal day too many other things interfere.

So this post sounds like a Sooner Coug post.
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:02 PM   #23
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She should have no problem getting dates.

Yeah, it's a problem I'd like to work on. What again honey?

Let's see how one would schedule that.

Early in the morning before workout. Once at lunch. Once right after getting home. Once after kids fall to sleep. And a couple times midnight.

First I'm not buying it. but if you're not joking and she's hot, what's her number.
Maybe it wasn't with him every time.
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Old 04-08-2008, 07:18 PM   #24
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She should have no problem getting dates.

Yeah, it's a problem I'd like to work on. What again honey?

Let's see how one would schedule that.

Early in the morning before workout. Once at lunch. Once right after getting home. Once after kids fall to sleep. And a couple times midnight.

First I'm not buying it. but if you're not joking and she's hot, what's her number.
This was a guy my dad worked with in the Boise, ID area before I was born. My guess is she's in her 60's now (maybe 70's). I wouldn't be surprised if she went on to have multiple partners, contracted a disease, and has passed on.

Basically, that schedule was pretty accurate. Once or twice in the morning, she'd make him go home for 'lunch' for a round, then 3+ times after work. My dad never told me any other details than that, but I'd imagine a woman like that would be waking up to go at it in the middle of the night.


I know it's fun to fantasize about that sort of 'problem', and it would certainly be fun, for a time, but I don't think very many men would really be looking forward to repeating this every single day.

I think I'd invest in a few toys to keep her happy when I really wasn't in the mood.
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In reality I don't believe any wife is trying to have sex six times a day, as the scheduling problem makes it impractical. You could not be productive if you had it that often. Perhaps on vacation but during a normal day too many other things interfere.

So this post sounds like a Sooner Coug post.
Hence the divorce. Can you imagine trying to get all the things you want to get done done when your wife is interrupting you every 90 minutes to get it on?

You're welcome to 'buy it' or not at your whim. The fact is, there are women who desire sex more than most men. Sure, it's probably not common, and I daresay in the vast majority of marriages, the wife has no problem getting at least as much sex as they desire. That still doesn't make your denial of the existence of the sex-starved wife legitimate.
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Hence the divorce. Can you imagine trying to get all the things you want to get done done when your wife is interrupting you every 90 minutes to get it on?

You're welcome to 'buy it' or not at your whim. The fact is, there are women who desire sex more than most men. Sure, it's probably not common, and I daresay in the vast majority of marriages, the wife has no problem getting at least as much sex as they desire. That still doesn't make your denial of the existence of the sex-starved wife legitimate.
This whole thread makes me wonder what a normal amount would be.

From Archaea's posts, it is obvious that he is getting close to zero, and has been that way for years. Your example of the crazy wife would be on the opposite side of the spectrum.

What is the average amount for a couple? Do we have any Masters and Johnson experts on the board?
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What is the average amount for a couple? Do we have any Masters and Johnson experts on the board?
Looks like a good poll question.
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This whole thread makes me wonder what a normal amount would be.

From Archaea's posts, it is obvious that he is getting close to zero, and has been that way for years. Your example of the crazy wife would be on the opposite side of the spectrum.

What is the average amount for a couple? Do we have any Masters and Johnson experts on the board?
I don't think it's particularly healthy to put too much import into sexual frequency. There's a lot of surveys out there - here's an example. I've heard everything from a few times a month for a couple who've been married 5+ years to a few times a week.

I think it's important to find a balance between you & your partner. If you're really lucky, your level of desire will be fairly compatible with your spouse's. When it's not, both sides should be making compromises to the other's needs.

Even when you are on a pretty level playing field with your spouse, there are a lot of things that can affect the libido for a period of time. For example, childbirth and breastfeeding can dramatically decrease libido in women. That can cause some temporary tensions in a marriage unless you're open & honest with each other & willing to compromise.
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All the Viagra and Cialis commercials I see on TV tell me there are plenty of men out there who are having some problems in the sack. Which means there are plenty of women not getting any.
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All the Viagra and Cialis commercials I see on TV tell me there are plenty of men out there who are having some problems in the sack. Which means there are plenty of women not getting any.
Do the Enzyte commercials tell you that too many men are insecure about the size of their manhood?
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