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Old 10-08-2008, 02:47 AM   #11
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I'm 11 months older.
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Old 10-08-2008, 02:52 AM   #12
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He's 6 months older. We met on my twentieth birthday.
That would have made him like twenty and a half.

Which is really 30.

That would have made you 29 and 6 months.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:01 AM   #13
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That would have made him like twenty and a half.

Which is really 30.

That would have made you 29 and 6 months.
You are correct. I was 29 on my 20th birthday. It's the new math. All the rage.

We met because I was passing out cookies I had baked in a lame attempt to celebrate my birthday on a college mission trip. He sheepishly came back and asked if he another one, and then another one.

He's actually pretty bitter about this first impression because he erroneously inferred that I actually, you know, visit the kitchen on a regular basis and even perhaps know how to work the oven thingy.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:07 AM   #14
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You are correct. I was 29 on my 20th birthday. It's the new math. All the rage.

We met because I was passing out cookies I had baked in a lame attempt to celebrate my birthday on a college mission trip. He sheepishly came back and asked if he another one, and then another one.

He's actually pretty bitter about this first impression because he erroneously inferred that I actually, you know, visit the kitchen on a regular basis and even perhaps know how to work the oven thingy.
All you women are the same. You make us think you're willing and able to cook, and you just know we're stupid enough to fall for it.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:10 AM   #15
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All you women are the same. You make us think you're willing and able to cook, and you just know we're stupid enough to fall for it.
Ain't college grand? Entire campuses full of underfed twenty-year-olds. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:13 AM   #16
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Ain't college grand? Entire campuses full of underfed twenty-year-olds. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
You sure you didn't go to BYU?
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:16 AM   #17
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:18 AM   #18
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I'm 3 days older.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:43 AM   #19
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You are correct. I was 29 on my 20th birthday. It's the new math. All the rage.
The other day 3D said 49 equals 126. I was wondering where that came from.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:51 AM   #20
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