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Old 12-16-2005, 11:53 PM   #1
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Default Death pool, anyone?

Yeah, kind of morbid, but it might be fun.

You select 10 people prior to the end of the year. If any of these people die during the subsequent year, you get an amount of points equal to the person's age subtracted from 100.

If you're in, post your list here by Jan. 1.

No prize for the winner, but I'll post your name. :lol:
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:59 PM   #2
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Any handicaps for selecting all Bin Laden / Hussein / al Quida progeny?
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:29 AM   #3
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Here's my list:

1) 50 cent
2) The guy from Wings who was one of the 2 brothers but not the long haired brother.
3) Jenna Elfman
4) Keith Richards
5) Dick Cheney
6) Stephen Hawking
7) Gary Coleman
8) Danny Bonnaduce
9) Vladimir Putin
10) Terrell Owens
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:36 AM   #4
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Here's my list:

1. Julius Murphy
2. Marion Dudley
3. Jaime Elizalde Jr.
4. Robert Neville Jr.
5. Clyde Smith Jr.
6. Steven Staley
7. Tony Ford
8. Tommie Hughes
9. Robert Salazar Jr.
10. Kevin Kincy
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:26 AM   #5
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Here's my list:

1. Gerald Ford - 07/14/13
2. Harry Morgan - 04/10/15
3. Kirk Douglas - 12/09/16
4. Red Auerbach - 09/20/17
5. Billy Graham - 11/07/18
6. James Brown - 05/03/28
7. A.J. Foyt - 01/16/35
8. Stephen Hawking - 01/08/42
9. Brian Wilson - 06/20/42
10. Joe Cocker - 05/20/44
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:51 AM   #6
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I will add my list soon enough, but I also want to add my list of people who are apparently not dead but I sure they were.

1. Billy Joel: I was very disappointed to find out that he was in fact alive.
2. Scott Baio: I was happy to see that Charles can still be in charge of me, but I really would prefer that Jamie was in charge of me instead
3. Frank Stalone: am I the only one who dreams of a comeback of his signing career.
4. Sly Stalone: should I be allowed to combine Stalone's?
5. Alf: he is back and in pog form.
6. Martin Short: maybe this one was just wishful thinking.
7. Dolph Lungren: I know you are still living Dolph, stop using that MIT education and come back to making very bad movies. Van Damme and Seagal are just waiting for you to call to play a bad guy in their next straight to video opus.
8. Steve Seagal: sadly though his ponytail is in fact dead but I have heard rumors of him resurrecting it. There is nothing better than a fat guy with a ponytail kicking ass.
9. Dennis DeYoung: he is still alive and kicking although he is not able to perform on stage because of some bizarre allergy to lights. Luckily his fellow Styx bandmates have got the we are broke and need money tour going without him. Sadly though they are in fact hurting him by performing without him.
10. Joey Slotnick: he may be dead in Kirsten Dunst mind, but he is alive in our hearts and I believe alive in real life as well. If only he and Johnny Silverman could get together again for another sitcom.
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:48 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by non sequitur
Here's my list:

1. Julius Murphy
2. Marion Dudley
3. Jaime Elizalde Jr.
4. Robert Neville Jr.
5. Clyde Smith Jr.
6. Steven Staley
7. Tony Ford
8. Tommie Hughes
9. Robert Salazar Jr.
10. Kevin Kincy
Am I a complete moron? I've never heard of even one of these people. :?

Are they all death-rowers? Is that the catch?
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:49 PM   #8
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they are all at the local hospital ICU. I think he is going to win.
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:37 PM   #9
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Here's my list:

1. Julius Murphy
2. Marion Dudley
3. Jaime Elizalde Jr.
4. Robert Neville Jr.
5. Clyde Smith Jr.
6. Steven Staley
7. Tony Ford
8. Tommie Hughes
9. Robert Salazar Jr.
10. Kevin Kincy
Am I a complete moron? I've never heard of even one of these people. :?

Are they all death-rowers? Is that the catch?
They're all scheduled for execution next year in Texas. I chose Texas because they're much more punctual than other states when it comes to executing people.
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:31 PM   #10
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They're all scheduled for execution next year in Texas. I chose Texas because they're much more punctual than other states when it comes to executing people.
Nice try. Do we need a rule that they have to be celebrities?
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