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SoonerCoug · 07-19-2014, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LiberalCougar

My father always wore one piece because he didn't want elastic on his waist. I'm a woman and I like my garments. I wear spanks on the bottom with a skirt so I can hike them up and blame the girdle!

The elastic does not bother me as long as I tuck my top inside the bottoms.

I have a lot of coworkers asking me why I wear basketball shorts under my slacks.

The worst part is that because I am inactive, my mom still buys them for me.

LiberalCougar · 07-19-2014, 07:56 PM

Your mom must be a sweetheart. She wants you back in. You should probably listen to her because she seems very wise.

SoonerCoug · 07-20-2014, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by LiberalCougar

Your mom must be a sweetheart. She wants you back in. You should probably listen to her because she seems very wise.

My mom is Sicilian. She used to beat me with a wooden spoon to make me practice the piano. Yes, she wants me back in the church.

Archaea · 07-20-2014, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

My mom is Sicilian. She used to beat me with a wooden spoon to make me practice the piano. Yes, she wants me back in the church.

At least she did not cane the souls of your feet.

SoonerCoug · 07-20-2014, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

At least she did not cane the souls of your feet.

Is that what happened to you?

LiberalCougar · 07-20-2014, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

My mom is Sicilian. She used to beat me with a wooden spoon to make me practice the piano. Yes, she wants me back in the church.

Terrible!
Did you become a piano player?

I failed. None of mine can play and I wanted to raise an accompanist!
I should've beat them!

SoonerCoug · 07-20-2014, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by LiberalCougar

Terrible!
Did you become a piano player?

I failed. None of mine can play and I wanted to raise an accompanist!
I should've beat them!

I spent 13 years as a primary pianist.

Follow the prophet is the creepiest song ever written.

LiberalCougar · 07-20-2014, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

I spent 13 years as a primary pianist.

Follow the prophet is the creepiest song ever written.

At least it doesn't get scary minor and talk about the evil I may see!

Primary piano player is best calling. See the hilarious kids but not actually have to deal with them or the frequently absent teachers!

SoonerCoug · 07-20-2014, 04:16 AM

Sometimes I run on my treadmill just in my garments while I listen to Chariots of Fire.

byupepsilover · 07-20-2014, 04:30 AM

Disturbing on so many levels

07-19-2014, 07:56 PM	#12
LiberalCougar Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 10	Sweetheart Your mom must be a sweetheart. She wants you back in. You should probably listen to her because she seems very wise.

07-20-2014, 04:16 AM	#19
SoonerCoug Formerly known as MudPhudCoug Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Land of desolation Posts: 2,548	Sometimes I run on my treadmill just in my garments while I listen to Chariots of Fire. Last edited by SoonerCoug; 07-20-2014 at 04:50 AM.

07-20-2014, 04:30 AM	#20
byupepsilover Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 20	Disturbing on so many levels