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Old 11-10-2005, 05:49 AM   #1
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http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html

I had Juliette (the French female voice) tell me, "I want you to smear butter all over my body and then lick it up very, very slowly." I can honestly say I've never had a woman with a French accent say that to me before, and I kind of like it.

I think I'm going to have my wife learn to speak with a French accent.

I tried it with the others. Here's the order of sexiness:

1. Juliette (by far)
2. Audrey (I'm a sucker for a British accent)
3. Klara (not really Swiss miss - more like Frau Franck, but better then the American voices)
4. Crystal (although she sounded like a voice mail doing it)
5. Lauren (she sounded like instructing me on the proper use of a typewriter, though)
6. Rosa (middle-aged housekeeper)
7. Claire (definitely a stern librarian)

I then moved on to the male voices but it quickly became very disturbing.

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Old 11-11-2005, 12:47 AM   #2
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LOL, that is my new favorite site. Oh the possibilities are endless....
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