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UteStar · 07-17-2007, 03:46 PM

NYPost reported that Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick. I knew that Andy Dick was wacko, but it sounds like he is truly a lowlife. http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007...ix/pagesix.htm

YOhio · 07-17-2007, 03:55 PM

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NYPost reported that Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick. I knew that Andy Dick was wacko, but it sounds like he is truly a lowlife. http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007...ix/pagesix.htm

How did Andy Dick get famous? He's not funny. I wish Lovitz would have really beat the hell out of him, but it sounds like he just roughed him up a little.

DrumNFeather · 07-17-2007, 04:02 PM

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How did Andy Dick get famous? He's not funny. I wish Lovitz would have really beat the hell out of him, but it sounds like he just roughed him up a little.

We're probably not too far away from the day that Andy Dick is found in a hotel somewhere dead of a drug overdose or something...he just seems like a trainwreck that can't keep his life together...and he's not funny.

cougjunkie · 07-17-2007, 04:43 PM

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We're probably not too far away from the day that Andy Dick is found in a hotel somewhere dead of a drug overdose or something...he just seems like a trainwreck that can't keep his life together...and he's not funny.

I think we are about 5 years over-due for that to happen.

DrumNFeather · 07-17-2007, 04:46 PM

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I think we are about 5 years over-due for that to happen.

I wonder if God would do a Farley for Dick & Cash considerations trade.

cougjunkie · 07-17-2007, 04:51 PM

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I wonder if God would do a Farley for Dick & Cash considerations trade.

God would be getting the raw end of that deal, no way he does it, we would need Isaiah Thomas on the other end for it to go through.

TheSizzle36 · 07-17-2007, 05:14 PM

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I wonder if God would do a Farley for Dick & Cash considerations trade.

I would give up Dick, an unprotected 2009 first round pick and a conditional 2010 First Round Draft pick for Farley, but only if we would get confirmation that Farley would stick around for at least another 5 years. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense to give up potential high lottery picks just for Farley if he'd opt out.

YOhio · 07-17-2007, 05:20 PM

I don't think we'd be trading with God on this one. I bet Satan would gladly give up Farley for Andy Dick, the Olsen twins, Paris Hilton, Lindsy Lohan, and Steven A. Smith.

DrumNFeather · 07-17-2007, 05:55 PM

I ran this through the trade Machine:

God Sends: Chris Farley & John Denver (expiring contract) back to earth
Earth Sends: Rosie O'Donnell & Andy Dick to Satan
Satan Sends: All pro wrestlers who've died in the last 10 years to God (except Chris Benoit) to serve out their time in the Terestrial Wrestling Federation.

cougjunkie · 07-17-2007, 06:26 PM

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I ran this through the trade Machine:

God Sends: Chris Farley & John Denver (expiring contract) back to earth
Earth Sends: Rosie O'Donnell & Andy Dick to Satan
Satan Sends: All pro wrestlers who've died in the last 10 years to God (except Chris Benoit) to serve out their time in the Terestrial Wrestling Federation.

Throw in tupac back to earth and i would do it.

07-17-2007, 03:46 PM	#1
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	*Jon Lovitz kicks the s&^% out of Andy Dick** NYPost reported that Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick. I knew that Andy Dick was wacko, but it sounds like he is truly a lowlife. http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007...ix/pagesix.htm

07-17-2007, 05:55 PM	#9
DrumNFeather Active LDS Ute Fan Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nantucket : ) Posts: 2,566	I ran this through the trade Machine: God Sends: Chris Farley & John Denver (expiring contract) back to earth Earth Sends: Rosie O'Donnell & Andy Dick to Satan Satan Sends: All pro wrestlers who've died in the last 10 years to God (except Chris Benoit) to serve out their time in the Terestrial Wrestling Federation. __________________ "It's not like we played the school of the blind out there." - Brian Johnson.

07-17-2007, 05:20 PM	#8
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	I don't think we'd be trading with God on this one. I bet Satan would gladly give up Farley for Andy Dick, the Olsen twins, Paris Hilton, Lindsy Lohan, and Steven A. Smith.