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Old 02-27-2008, 02:45 AM   #1
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Default This struck me as funny

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"a lot of people complained"
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:48 AM   #2
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That's hilarious.
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:27 AM   #3
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That's great stuff.
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:24 PM   #4
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:36 PM   #5
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When our company bought out Eagle Mountain's municipal telephone system I used the phrase "when the acquisition is consumated" with some reporter from the PDH and she asked me to change "consumated" to "finalized" or something like that.

We also offer "stand alone DSL" in Utah instead of "naked DSL."
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Old 02-27-2008, 11:05 PM   #6
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You are told to change your name and Marshmellow Matey was next on the list? That is freaking funny.
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:11 PM   #7
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When our company bought out Eagle Mountain's municipal telephone system I used the phrase "when the acquisition is consumated" with some reporter from the PDH and she asked me to change "consumated" to "finalized" or something like that.

We also offer "stand alone DSL" in Utah instead of "naked DSL."
If she din't have no ring on and seemed to have great chemistry with you I would have been like "sure." But had she had a ring on I would have been like "fuck you."
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:14 PM   #8
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If she din't have no ring on and seemed to have great chemistry with you I would have been like "sure." But had she had a ring on I would have been like "fuck you."
Whoa there. We are only allowed to use naughty words here when we are angry.
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Old 06-05-2008, 08:27 AM   #9
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I hadn't seen this one before. I thought I would bring this back because if he really chose that user name unintentionally, it's hilarious (only if your mind is in the gutter, of course).

Maybe since so many posters here have recently been changing user names one of you wouldn't mind adopting this one?
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