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Old 05-08-2008, 12:32 PM   #11
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The fact that Justin Timberlake has hit that makes her even more unappealing.
But he brought sexy back...
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:47 PM   #12
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:53 PM   #13
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I admit, I would tap that.

if, by "tap," you mean stab in the heart with a wooden stake while wearing a garlic necklace.

Some how we need to get you and her in the same room naked and see how strong you really are. Anybody have any ideas on how we can make this happen?
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:03 PM   #14
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She kind of had a mullet in My Best Friend's Wedding.
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:02 PM   #15
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I admit, I would tap that.

if, by "tap," you mean stab in the heart with a wooden stake while wearing a garlic necklace.

That's the picture that really tipped the balance for me. Up until that time she had been near the top of my "Celebrities You're Allowed to Have Extramarital Sex With." She's fallen down into the low 100's now.

As an aside, by mutual consent my wife and I are only allowed to "tap" or "be tapped by" the top person on our list. Jennifer Anniston is currently fair game for me. My wife, for reasons that I still don't understand though she's taken great pains to explain it to me, has Jeff Goldblum at the top of hers. Different strokes and all that I suppose.
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My wife, for reasons that I still don't understand though she's taken great pains to explain it to me, has Jeff Goldblum at the top of hers. Different strokes and all that I suppose.
Jeff Goldblum? Wow! I'd love to hear her try and explain that one.
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Jeff Goldblum? Wow! I'd love to hear her try and explain that one.
It had something to do with her fetish for quirky intellectual Jewish guys. A vestige of her Long Island upbringing I suppose.
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It had something to do with her fetish for quirky intellectual Jewish guys. A vestige of her Long Island upbringing I suppose.
I guess it could be worse--she could be hot for Woody Allen.
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I guess it could be worse--she could be hot for Woody Allen.
In her defense she did admit not too long ago that Jeff was not as sexy as he once was and she was considering bumping him from the top spot.

Woody isn't tall enough. You've got to be at least 6' to make the list.
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Woody isn't tall enough. You've got to be at least 6' to make the list.
You didn't mention height. However Woody is quirky, intellectual and Jewish.
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