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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,817
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In September of 2069....I have 22,720 days left before I leave this earth. I seriously have a bunch of things to take care of to make sure my house is in order. I will be 95 years old. http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html
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Assistant to the Regional Manager
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Orgasmatron
Posts: 24,338
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15957 June 4, 2050.
About what I expected.
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I know when I'm going to die cause my Birth Certificate has an expiration date on it. Sorry I couldn't help channeling Steven Wright there.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South Jordan
Posts: 1,725
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"Your Armageddon's day is Aug NaN 2050"
Cool - I'm never going to die because my death date is NaN (that's "Not a Number" for you non-computer geeks). Seems like my responses were more than the death calculator could handle. |
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June 1, 2065. I'll be 86.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,741
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November 5th, 2061
I will be 80!!!!!!!
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LINCECUM! |
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Board Pinhead
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
Posts: 15,941
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I should have died 3 years ago.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Northern California
Posts: 2,919
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1/17/2063 at the ripe old age of 88ish.
80 years old Junkie??? Time to lay off the cigs and the brew I suppose. |
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