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Old 09-26-2006, 03:38 PM   #1
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Default Just found out when I am going to die

In September of 2069....I have 22,720 days left before I leave this earth. I seriously have a bunch of things to take care of to make sure my house is in order. I will be 95 years old. http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html
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Old 09-26-2006, 03:45 PM   #2
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15957 June 4, 2050.

About what I expected.
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Old 09-26-2006, 03:51 PM   #3
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I know when I'm going to die cause my Birth Certificate has an expiration date on it. Sorry I couldn't help channeling Steven Wright there.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:25 PM   #4
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Default Your Armageddon's day is Aug NaN 2050

"Your Armageddon's day is Aug NaN 2050"

Cool - I'm never going to die because my death date is NaN (that's "Not a Number" for you non-computer geeks). Seems like my responses were more than the death calculator could handle.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:25 PM   #5
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June 1, 2065. I'll be 86.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:34 PM   #6
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November 5th, 2061

I will be 80!!!!!!!
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:10 PM   #7
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I should have died 3 years ago.
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:18 PM   #8
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1/17/2063 at the ripe old age of 88ish.

80 years old Junkie??? Time to lay off the cigs and the brew I suppose.
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