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mpfunk · 09-26-2005, 10:56 PM

that is available to me on this site.

SDSU is BYU's bitch and you do not need worry about the game on Saturday. Really this is the only word to describe the relationship between the two in recent years. Should be a comfortable win unless somehow the powers of Tom Craft's mustache increase ten fold.

Archaea · 09-26-2005, 11:06 PM

of the proper roles in society, allowing such enjoyable streaks as the one enjoyed by SDSU to be broken.

I hope you are correct.

SteelBlue · 09-27-2005, 12:30 AM

I fully agree. SDSU is the one team that wasn't able to take advantage of our suckiness the past 3 years. Even if Tom Kraft's mustache were to grow it's own mustache, it wouldn't be powerful enough to conjur up a win against the Y.

MikeWaters · 09-27-2005, 12:37 AM

I had a mustache recently. You wouldn't believe how controversial it is to have a mustache. You'd think you just bedded down the queen or something.

mpfunk · 09-27-2005, 02:35 AM

Well it was probably controversial because your ward thought you were moonlighting as an amateur porn star.

Archaea · 09-27-2005, 02:40 AM

thing here.

Mormon pornstar masquerading as a psychiatrist marries an underwear model.

I like it.

UtahDan · 09-27-2005, 03:15 AM

adult life. I have never had anyone at church be dumb enough to say anything to me about it. If anyone ever did they would go away with their tail between their legs wondering what possessed them to say anything. :wink:

outlier · 09-27-2005, 03:24 AM

It's amazing how differently people react (toward me at least) depending on facial hair. If I'm clean shaven, people are always trying to pull crap on me ("looks like you need some new caps on those spark plugs!"), but if I got the goatee, people are afraid to speak to me.

Fortunately, I *like* it when people think twice before talking to me.

o

Archaea · 09-27-2005, 03:34 AM

It's a pain to manage and interrupts your sporting life?

I guess I don't give a moment's thought to expressing myself through personal appearance. My hope is to blend in, to be ignored. If you stand out, people notice you.

outlier · 09-27-2005, 04:00 AM

For one, because I hate shaving.

09-26-2005, 10:56 PM	#1
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	I feel like taking advantage of the extra freedom that is available to me on this site. SDSU is BYU's bitch and you do not need worry about the game on Saturday. Really this is the only word to describe the relationship between the two in recent years. Should be a comfortable win unless somehow the powers of Tom Craft's mustache increase ten fold.

09-26-2005, 11:06 PM	#2
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	We've had an unpleasant habit of relieving teams of the proper roles in society, allowing such enjoyable streaks as the one enjoyed by SDSU to be broken. I hope you are correct. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-27-2005, 02:40 AM	#6
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	His wife is an underwear model, so you may be on to some- thing here. Mormon pornstar masquerading as a psychiatrist marries an underwear model. I like it. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-27-2005, 03:15 AM	#7
UtahDan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Bluth Home Posts: 3,877	I have worn a goatee all of my.... adult life. I have never had anyone at church be dumb enough to say anything to me about it. If anyone ever did they would go away with their tail between their legs wondering what possessed them to say anything. :wink: __________________ The Bible tells us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go. -Galileo

09-27-2005, 03:24 AM	#8
outlier Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 180	Facial hair's a dangerous thing. It's amazing how differently people react (toward me at least) depending on facial hair. If I'm clean shaven, people are always trying to pull crap on me ("looks like you need some new caps on those spark plugs!"), but if I got the goatee, people are afraid to speak to me. Fortunately, I like it when people think twice before talking to me. o

09-27-2005, 12:30 AM	#3
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	I fully agree. SDSU is the one team that wasn't able to take advantage of our suckiness the past 3 years. Even if Tom Kraft's mustache were to grow it's own mustache, it wouldn't be powerful enough to conjur up a win against the Y.

09-27-2005, 12:37 AM	#4
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I had a mustache recently. You wouldn't believe how controversial it is to have a mustache. You'd think you just bedded down the queen or something.

09-27-2005, 02:35 AM	#5
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	Well it was probably controversial because your ward thought you were moonlighting as an amateur porn star.

09-27-2005, 03:34 AM	#9
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	why do you guys like facial hair? It's a pain to manage and interrupts your sporting life? I guess I don't give a moment's thought to expressing myself through personal appearance. My hope is to blend in, to be ignored. If you stand out, people notice you. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-27-2005, 04:00 AM	#10
outlier Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 180	Re: why do you guys like facial hair? For one, because I hate shaving.