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Old 07-26-2008, 07:15 PM   #1
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Default My lawn fertilizer guy came and...

Every time they put down the fertilizer, they leave a message on what you should do to improve your lawn.

His message was: "I love your lawn. It is like a putting green. You may want to cut it not so short, but it looks terrific and is healthy."

Lets just say--I rock in lawncare and fashion.
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Old 07-26-2008, 08:21 PM   #2
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My yard consists of roughly:

35% real grass
15% crab grass
20% weeds
30% bare dirt

No one has compared it to a putting green recently.
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Old 07-26-2008, 08:24 PM   #3
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My yard consists of roughly:

35% real grass
15% crab grass
20% weeds
30% bare dirt

No one has compared it to a putting green recently.
When was the last time you played Mountain View?

Perhaps it's different now, but two years ago, the one time I played, I'd rather have played on your lawn.
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Old 07-26-2008, 08:32 PM   #4
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Every time they put down the fertilizer, they leave a message on what you should do to improve your lawn.

His message was: "I love your lawn. It is like a putting green. You may want to cut it not so short, but it looks terrific and is healthy."

Lets just say--I rock in lawncare and fashion.
I fertilize my own grass, but the results have been less than satisfactory.
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I fertilize my own grass, but the results have been less than satisfactory.
Add more fiber to your diet.
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