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SoCalCoug · 05-16-2006, 04:39 AM

This discussion of sexual discrimination on campouts brings me back to my Roman Gardens days, when I was on a ward campout, and the ward relief society president invited me to sleep in a tent with her and her roommates. Yeah, not the stereotypical RS president, but she was Canadian, after all.

We went river rafting the next day, and somehow, I ended up in a raft with 7 girls. Then it started hailing, and we had to pull to the side and huddle up together for warmth. All in bathing suits, mind you. Ahh, yes, good times.

Sorry I'm not adding to the substantive discussion, but I know better than to engage in a tongue-wagging session with the Cunning Lingo!

SoCalCoug · 05-16-2006, 04:44 AM

You know, Lingo, I admire you. People don't like you, and you just don't seem to care. That's right, don't ever change. If they don't like you, it's their problem. They just don't understand true brilliance! I bet if one of the general authorities came on the board, they'd be universally hated, too! Too much righteousness in one person just can't be contained! How do you stuff all of that righteousness in a single body? I bet it takes one big tub of vaseline!

JohnnyLingo · 05-16-2006, 04:22 PM

That's right, guys, keep banging your heads against the brick wall. I'm not sure why you don't believe me when I say I'm not bothered by those I don't respect, but it's your time you're wasting.

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You have a relationship with Jesus? I call bullshit.

When I start looking for spiritual fortune telling from internet strangers, I'll let you know. But thanks for the diagnosis, anyway.

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They just don't understand true brilliance! I bet if one of the general authorities came on the board, they'd be universally hated, too! Too much righteousness in one person just can't be contained! How do you stuff all of that righteousness in a single body? I bet it takes one big tub of vaseline!

Please find a post anywhere where I said I was perfect. Or even that I'm "righteous".

Let me know when you do.

And this vaseline joke is getting some good mileage. Whoever came up with it must be proud, especially since it has no basis in reality.

I'm impressed.

TheSizzle36 · 05-16-2006, 04:40 PM

Yeah, come on, enough with the Vasoline....

The picture I saw was KY Jelly, not Vasoline. At least get it right people...

05-16-2006, 04:39 AM	#41
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	This discussion of sexual discrimination on campouts brings me back to my Roman Gardens days, when I was on a ward campout, and the ward relief society president invited me to sleep in a tent with her and her roommates. Yeah, not the stereotypical RS president, but she was Canadian, after all. We went river rafting the next day, and somehow, I ended up in a raft with 7 girls. Then it started hailing, and we had to pull to the side and huddle up together for warmth. All in bathing suits, mind you. Ahh, yes, good times. Sorry I'm not adding to the substantive discussion, but I know better than to engage in a tongue-wagging session with the Cunning Lingo! __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

05-16-2006, 04:44 AM	#42
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	You know, Lingo, I admire you. People don't like you, and you just don't seem to care. That's right, don't ever change. If they don't like you, it's their problem. They just don't understand true brilliance! I bet if one of the general authorities came on the board, they'd be universally hated, too! Too much righteousness in one person just can't be contained! How do you stuff all of that righteousness in a single body? I bet it takes one big tub of vaseline! __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

05-16-2006, 04:40 PM	#44
TheSizzle36 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,786	Yeah, come on, enough with the Vasoline.... The picture I saw was KY Jelly, not Vasoline. At least get it right people...