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aaronshaf · 09-21-2007, 05:52 PM

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The more one examines McConkie the more one wonders how anybody bought into his BS.

Rule #1. Never trash talk a living apostle or prophet like this.

Rule #2. If an apostle or prophet dies, you can trash talk him all you want.

Rule #3. Implicitly treat living apostles and prophets as infallible.

Rule #4. When an apostle or prophet dies, emphasize their fallibility and give specific examples.

*sigh*

What a mess.

JohnnyLingo · 09-21-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

That's just amazing.

You know, stories like this make me shake my head every time I hear people rag on Utah County. I never see stuff like this. Our stake is boring, I guess.

Exactly. I've spent most of my life in dominantly-Mormon cities, and I've never heard anything like the stuff Sooner posts about every day.

Boring, indeed.

ChinoCoug · 09-21-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by aaronshaf

Rule #1. Never trash talk a living apostle or prophet like this.

Rule #2. If an apostle or prophet dies, you can trash talk him all you want.

Rule #3. Implicitly treat living apostles and prophets as infallible.

Rule #4. When an apostle or prophet dies, emphasize their fallibility and give specific examples.

*sigh*

What a mess.

you haven't responded to my friend invitation yet

MikeWaters · 09-21-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by aaronshaf

Rule #1. Never trash talk a living apostle or prophet like this.

Rule #2. If an apostle or prophet dies, you can trash talk him all you want.

Rule #3. Implicitly treat living apostles and prophets as infallible.

Rule #4. When an apostle or prophet dies, emphasize their fallibility and give specific examples.

*sigh*

What a mess.

actually we trash and disregard counsel from both living and dead apostles. so you got that wrong.

JohnnyLingo · 09-21-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

actually we trash and disregard counsel from both living and dead apostles. so you got that wrong.

Constantly, even. I can't understand how shaf is missing that.

SoCalCoug · 09-21-2007, 06:11 PM

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaf!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaf!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Shaf!)
Right on

You see this cat Shaf is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaf
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(Aaron Shaf)

Goatnapper'96 · 09-21-2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by aaronshaf

Rule #1. Never trash talk a living apostle or prophet like this.

Rule #2. If an apostle or prophet dies, you can trash talk him all you want.

Rule #3. Implicitly treat living apostles and prophets as infallible.

Rule #4. When an apostle or prophet dies, emphasize their fallibility and give specific examples.

*sigh*

What a mess.

We are blessed that you are here to show us the light.

Archaea · 09-21-2007, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

We are blessed that you are here to show us the light.

You probably like crotch rot too.

aaronshaf · 09-21-2007, 06:28 PM

I doubt you guys are as comfortable trashing living prophets are you are dead ones. True, this forum doesn't follow the unspoken rules in Mormonism as much, but you aren't completely free from its influence.

FMCoug · 09-21-2007, 06:29 PM

The biggest problem with Mormon Doctrine is the name of the book. It gives it WAY too much credibility.

09-21-2007, 06:11 PM	#46
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaf!) You're damn right Who is the man That would risk his neck for his brother man? (Shaf!) Can ya dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about (Shaf!) Right on You see this cat Shaf is a bad mother-- (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Shaf (Then we can dig it) He's a complicated man But no one understands him but his woman (Aaron Shaf) __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

09-21-2007, 06:28 PM	#49
aaronshaf Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 95	I doubt you guys are as comfortable trashing living prophets are you are dead ones. True, this forum doesn't follow the unspoken rules in Mormonism as much, but you aren't completely free from its influence.

09-21-2007, 06:29 PM	#50
FMCoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kaysville, UT Posts: 3,151	The biggest problem with Mormon Doctrine is the name of the book. It gives it WAY too much credibility.