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Demiurge
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Is it in the contract of NBA players that if you are black you are required to get extensive tattoos?
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Yes it is written in their contract. The funny thing is no offense to black folks but you cant see tattoos very well on them.
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I think one of the easier job's would be working as a tattoo artist to an NBA player, especially someone like Carlos Boozer. It looks as if he took a 3-year old's sacrament meeting drawings to his tattoo artist.
It also appears that an essential contract clause is that the tattoo must contain at least 3 of the following: a basketball, a cartoon character, chinese characters, a cross, a reference to God, and/or children's initials. |
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I loved Muirbrook's biohazzard tattoo. Speaking of tats, have you ever considered a lower back oval Y?
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If I decided to get a tatoo, I would get one that resembled chiseled abs. Then everyone would always see me and talk about how 'cut' I was and how I had a great six pack. I would also get a cool barbed wire tatoo over my biceps. And I would get Donald Duck, in full color, on the small of my back. I would also get a tear drop just below my right eye. I would also tattoo my ear with fake tattoo earings.
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No, but I have to admit there's a certain appeal to that. If I ever get a tattoo, that might just be the ticket. My favorite BYU sweatshirt says "Property of Brigham Young University" across the front of it, with the Y right beneath. Maybe I could get that whole thing put on the small of my back.
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Tattoos are called butt antlers or tramp stamps around here. Of course, nobody says that if the gal has a hot body. So just like designer clothing, if your body looks great so will a rose creeping out of the butt cheeks. Or so people who look for those sort of things tell me.
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