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Sassy in RS · 07-25-2007, 02:19 PM

I am attached to Sleepy. He doesn't really sleep in Elder's Quorum--he's been in the primary for years.

Anyway, I look around the site once in a while and thought I'd post a little. Sleepy took me to BYU football games until I understood the rules and that it wasn't just meatballs smashing into each other.

I love music and books and I design my own clothes and handbags. If I can figure out how to get one of those picture thingies on the side I'll put up a picture of Daniel Craig.

I'll write more a little later. It's time to take my son to storytime!

YOhio · 07-25-2007, 03:36 PM

Welcome to the board! Slowly but surely, we're increasing the number of female participants.

MikeWaters · 07-25-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

Welcome to the board! Slowly but surely, we're increasing the number of female participants.

surely you are not including SU as one.

Indy Coug · 07-25-2007, 03:56 PM

You mean all of these mammary and masturbatory threads haven't scared off new female posters?

BarbaraGordon · 07-25-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

surely you are not including SU as one.

you mean SeattleUte or SoonerUte?

I miss Soup and Farrah, btw. How come people have to, you know, have actually lives and stuff to do and such?

SIRS, welcome, I hope you'll hang around. Storytime is, IMO, part of the glue that holds this country together.

Jeff Lebowski · 07-25-2007, 03:38 PM

Welcome!

Your husband is a great poster. I look forward to getting to know you as well.

BYU71 · 07-25-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy in RS

I am attached to Sleepy. He doesn't really sleep in Elder's Quorum--he's been in the primary for years.

Anyway, I look around the site once in a while and thought I'd post a little. Sleepy took me to BYU football games until I understood the rules and that it wasn't just meatballs smashing into each other.

I love music and books and I design my own clothes and handbags. If I can figure out how to get one of those picture thingies on the side I'll put up a picture of Daniel Craig.

I'll write more a little later. It's time to take my son to storytime!

Welcome to the board. Where is RS? Is that short for a state, city or country.

YOhio · 07-25-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

Welcome to the board. Where is RS? Is that short for a state, city or country.

Republic of Serbia.

Goatnapper'96 · 07-25-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

Republic of Serbia.

As one of the few members of this board who has been to both, the biggest difference between the two is that usually the folks in Relief Society have better dental hygiene practices and results than the folks in Republic of Serbia...although there is something about the random lobbing of mortar rounds by Paleozoic Period artillery weapons that could intimidate dentists out of opening their offices.

Saying that replace "Muslim" with "men" and I think the pissing and moaning would be similar.

So in my best Kresimir Cosic accent: Stali ali putsan!

Given the epidemic of LDS Scando chicks thinking the Allmighty shortchanged them a bit in the ol squeezebox, I will say that the ta-tas are a bit more bodacious in Relief Society. Now if we could just get away from our stifling Victorianism and flaunt what we got, bay-beeeee!

Mindfulcoug · 07-25-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

As one of the few members of this board who has been to both, the biggest difference between the two is that usually the folks in Relief Society have better dental hygiene practices and results than the folks in Republic of Serbia...although there is something about the random lobbing of mortar rounds by Paleozoic Period artillery weapons that could intimidate dentists out of opening their offices.

Saying that replace "Muslim" with "men" and I think the pissing and moaning would be similar.

So in my best Kresimir Cosic accent: Stali ali putsan!

Given the epidemic of LDS Scando chicks thinking the Allmighty shortchanged them a bit in the ol squeezebox, I will say that the ta-tas are a bit more bodacious in Relief Society. Now if we could just get away from our stifling Victorianism and flaunt what we got, bay-beeeee!

desperately needs Barbara Gordon's help to decipher this passage.

07-25-2007, 02:19 PM	#1
Sassy in RS Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 31	A Proper Introduction I am attached to Sleepy. He doesn't really sleep in Elder's Quorum--he's been in the primary for years. Anyway, I look around the site once in a while and thought I'd post a little. Sleepy took me to BYU football games until I understood the rules and that it wasn't just meatballs smashing into each other. I love music and books and I design my own clothes and handbags. If I can figure out how to get one of those picture thingies on the side I'll put up a picture of Daniel Craig. I'll write more a little later. It's time to take my son to storytime!

07-25-2007, 03:38 PM	#6
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Welcome! Your husband is a great poster. I look forward to getting to know you as well. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

07-25-2007, 03:36 PM	#2
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	Welcome to the board! Slowly but surely, we're increasing the number of female participants.

07-25-2007, 03:56 PM	#4
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	You mean all of these mammary and masturbatory threads haven't scared off new female posters?