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Old 07-09-2008, 01:37 AM   #1
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Tell him the gray wolves ate it.
Excellent.
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Old 07-09-2008, 01:47 AM   #2
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I have a hard time convincing Mike that soup is a meal.
Danimal is the same way... I love soup, but I rarely bother making it.
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Old 07-09-2008, 02:55 AM   #3
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Danimal is the same way... I love soup, but I rarely bother making it.
what's up with danimal. he is awol.
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:18 AM   #4
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I have a hard time convincing Mike that soup is a meal.
Has Mike not seen the Campbell's ad on tv that tells us "Soup is good food"?

Post your recipe for lentil soup. I'll make it. Nobody but me at my house will eat it, which is ok because there will be more for me.
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:25 AM   #5
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Lentil Soup

1 ½ cup dried lentils soaked in salted water 30 minutes or overnight

In frying pan, sauté for 10 minutes over med heat
  • 1/3 cup Olive Oil
  • ½ cup chopped fresh garlic
  • 1 large white onion chopped
  • ½ cup red bell pepper chopped
  • ½ cup chopped celery
  • ½ cup chopped carrot
After 10 minutes, add 1 cup tomato sauce
Stir and sauté for five more minutes

Transfer to large 6 qt pan.

Add:
Rinsed and drained lentils
12 cups of water
3 packets of Goya ham flavoring packets (there are 5 or 6 packets in one box)
8 Chicken bullion cubes
3 dried bay leaves
1 large can of beef broth (a couple of normal size cans)

Optional (one of the following):
½ cup barley
½ cup white rice
2 peeled potatoes

Bring to a boil, reduce medium for 1 ½ hours.
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:32 AM   #6
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Looks good, YOhio. I'd have to leave out the onions, as onions literally hate my guts. Eating onions is like eating a box of razor blades.
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Looks good, YOhio. I'd have to leave out the onions, as onions literally hate my guts. Eating onions is like eating a box of razor blades.
Keep them in. The taste is worth it.
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Keep them in. The taste is worth it.
It is tempting to keep them in. If I do, will you represent me when I sue you for causing me harm?
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The lady who delivers our evening meals makes a killer lentil soup.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:08 PM   #10
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I'm reasonably sure not all vegetarians are rabid white supremacist mass murderers, but it always bears repeating when this is discussed that Hitler was a vegetarian.
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