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MikeWaters · 08-09-2006, 09:50 PM

hopefully I won't shoot myself in the leg after I get home, like someone in our stake did, after teaching the scouts about gun safety, with a gun that had been unknowingly loaded the entire time.

(idiot).

SeattleUte · 08-10-2006, 08:40 PM

Do they still use the same slogan on their pamphlet as when I was a kid?: "Boys and guns go together." (I assume this is the NRA's course.)

By the way, I'm a big supporter of gun liberty.

Archaea · 08-10-2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

Do they still use the same slogan on their pamphlet as when I was a kid?: "Boys and guns go together." (I assume this is the NRA's course.)

By the way, I'm a big supporter of gun liberty.

Who is the proverbial "they"?

Boy, was that a bygone era. Nobody would be allowed to say that today.

SeattleUte · 08-10-2006, 09:15 PM

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Nobody would be allowed to say that today.

Boys and guns go together.

So will Waters banish me now?

By the way, my wife has a nice 38.

Jeff Lebowski · 08-10-2006, 09:29 PM

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By the way, my wife has a nice 38.

Excellent. What about her waist and hips?

Archaea · 08-10-2006, 09:33 PM

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Excellent. What about her waist and hips?

Living up to your rep, Larry?

He forgot the letters following the number 38.

Jeff Lebowski · 08-10-2006, 09:35 PM

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Living up to your rep, Larry?

He forgot the letters following the number 38.

You are pretty much devoid of a sense of humor, aren't you?

Archaea · 08-10-2006, 09:38 PM

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You are pretty much devoid of a sense of humor, aren't you?

You should see my bills, some people find them humorous, others do not.

Humor is in the eyes of the beholder, friend.

Jeff Lebowski · 08-10-2006, 09:46 PM

Well, I have always believed that the key to wit is sublety. With all due respect, you have the sublety of a sledgehammer. Telling a bad joke over and over again does not make it funny. It just looks desperate. Move on, brother.

Archaea · 08-10-2006, 09:50 PM

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Telling a bad joke over and over again does not make it funny. It just looks desperate. Move on, brother.

desperate? bad humor, sure, desparate, hmm.

I admit to having bad humor, no time for good humor.

08-09-2006, 09:50 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Gun safety tonight hopefully I won't shoot myself in the leg after I get home, like someone in our stake did, after teaching the scouts about gun safety, with a gun that had been unknowingly loaded the entire time. (idiot).

08-10-2006, 08:40 PM	#2
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	Do they still use the same slogan on their pamphlet as when I was a kid?: "Boys and guns go together." (I assume this is the NRA's course.) By the way, I'm a big supporter of gun liberty. __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

08-10-2006, 09:46 PM	#9
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Well, I have always believed that the key to wit is sublety. With all due respect, you have the sublety of a sledgehammer. Telling a bad joke over and over again does not make it funny. It just looks desperate. Move on, brother. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.