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Old 04-28-2008, 09:29 PM   #1
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Default Could we get Pastor Wright a reality TV show

until the second week in November and select his guests for him.

We could start with Spike Lee, and a lot of angry folk. Perhaps the kid who killed his CO in Kuwait a few weeks back.

Pastor Wright could explain how that was a big misunderstanding, and how damn awful America is to blame.
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until the second week in November and select his guests for him.

We could start with Spike Lee, and a lot of angry folk. Perhaps the kid who killed his CO in Kuwait a few weeks back.

Pastor Wright could explain how that was a big misunderstanding, and how damn awful America is to blame.
I think a talk show would better suit the good reverend. He could have Sharpton to be his Ed McMahon.
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until the second week in November and select his guests for him.

We could start with Spike Lee, and a lot of angry folk. Perhaps the kid who killed his CO in Kuwait a few weeks back.

Pastor Wright could explain how that was a big misunderstanding, and how damn awful America is to blame.
he can help you with your Greek too, he's a Bible scholar.
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he can help you with your Greek too, he's a Bible scholar.
This is not surprising, as there are all kinds of examples of bigotry and hatred in the Good Book.
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he can help you with your Greek too, he's a Bible scholar.
I doubt that. He doesn't sound too scholarly to me.
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until the second week in November and select his guests for him.

We could start with Spike Lee, and a lot of angry folk. Perhaps the kid who killed his CO in Kuwait a few weeks back.

Pastor Wright could explain how that was a big misunderstanding, and how damn awful America is to blame.
I want Dave Chappell made up as a white man.
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I want Dave Chappell made up as a white man.
The trouble with that is that Chappelle is just having fun and isn't serious.

Wright needs guests who believe in his cause. Like Farakan.
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I doubt that. He doesn't sound too scholarly to me.
he knows like 5 languages, has a DDiv from UChicago. He's actually as well-respected liberation theologian.
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he knows like 5 languages, has a DDiv from UChicago. He's actually as well-respected liberation theologian.
Show me his stuff so that I can judge. I've been reading enough theology to see who is good and who is caca. That doesn't mean I'm a theologian, but it does mean I'm getting to the point of spotting the quacks.

"Liberation" theology sounds wacky.

Five whole languages? That depends upon level of fluency and understanding. When will English be one of his languages?
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Exactly. We are not being fair.
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