cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board  

Go Back   cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board > non-Sports > Religion
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-27-2007, 10:20 PM   #31
SoCalCoug
Senior Member
 
SoCalCoug's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Orange County, California
Posts: 3,059
SoCalCoug is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

I don't know - Archaea may be on to something. As I understand it, women's orgasms tend to be much more intense than those of men - isn't it folk wisdom that women are much more spiritual than men?

Is there a relationship between the two?
__________________
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt!

"Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper

"If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug
SoCalCoug is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2007, 10:40 PM   #32
Flystripper
Senior Member
 
Flystripper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Valencia CA
Posts: 1,384
Flystripper is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoCalCoug View Post
I don't know - Archaea may be on to something. As I understand it, women's orgasms tend to be much more intense than those of men - isn't it folk wisdom that women are much more spiritual than men?

Is there a relationship between the two?
Not sure but IMHO there is a direct relationship between how a woman sneezes and how vocally exuberant she is in the sack.

Subdued sneezes = Subdued orgasms and vise-versa

I think it has to do with letting go

I am actually semi-serious

Last edited by Flystripper; 09-27-2007 at 11:12 PM.
Flystripper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2007, 11:05 PM   #33
RockyBalboa
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 7,297
RockyBalboa is an unknown quantity at this point
Send a message via MSN to RockyBalboa
Default

Eddie Murphy has a hilarious, yet vulgar, description of the differences between men and womens orgasm thing.

All men need is friction.

"Many women think they don't have any problems cumming, many women will go their whole life never having cum properly..they make this little noise and then think,,yeah I can do it.......With women, the stupid shit like the dudes hair has to be a certain way and the room temperature has to be just right, and you have to lick this, and move this, flip this, pop that, move this, do this, lick this, poke this, pop that, move this,,,,,and when you hit all those spots at the same time and she cums...for real...she isn't gonna make some dainty little noise......her leg will start to shake and some snot will come out her nose........she's gonna just make a beastly noise....think about it,,,the nature of woman is to act all feminine and when she lets loose...I mean finally and really cuts loose like that and she cums for real....and let's out that huge noise.....and you finally make her do that....then the man knows he got you then...cause once that happens...she will do some crazy shit for you."

That's what he says in a nutshell,,but much of it is funny and accurate.
__________________
Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.
RockyBalboa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2007, 11:54 PM   #34
non sequitur
Senior Member
 
non sequitur's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,964
non sequitur is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

I wouldn't touch this subject with a 10 inch pole.
__________________
...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan
non sequitur is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-28-2007, 12:01 AM   #35
Archaea
Assistant to the Regional Manager
 
Archaea's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Orgasmatron
Posts: 24,338
Archaea is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by non sequitur View Post
I wouldn't touch this subject with a 10 inch pole.
You're exaggerating by six inches bud.
__________________
Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα
Archaea is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-28-2007, 12:07 AM   #36
RockyBalboa
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 7,297
RockyBalboa is an unknown quantity at this point
Send a message via MSN to RockyBalboa
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by non sequitur View Post
I wouldn't touch this subject with a 10 inch pole.
That's what she said.
__________________
Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.
RockyBalboa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-28-2007, 06:18 AM   #37
il Padrino Ute
Board Pinhead
 
il Padrino Ute's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
Posts: 15,941
il Padrino Ute is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

I really have nothing to add to this, as I believe most know my thoughts about this subject which is why I wonder if folks think sex is a bigger deal than it really is.

Then again, I'll admit that I'm not the typical male when it comes to this subject either.
__________________
"The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver

"This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.
il Padrino Ute is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-28-2007, 02:21 PM   #38
RC Vikings
Senior Member
 
RC Vikings's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rexburg, Idaho
Posts: 2,236
RC Vikings is on a distinguished road
Default

So did everybody have a very spiritual night?
RC Vikings is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-28-2007, 02:27 PM   #39
RC Vikings
Senior Member
 
RC Vikings's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rexburg, Idaho
Posts: 2,236
RC Vikings is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
Then again, I'll admit that I'm not the typical male when it comes to this subject either.
What makes you not the typical male?
RC Vikings is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-28-2007, 03:37 PM   #40
Jim Swarthout
Junior Member
 
Jim Swarthout's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: San Diego
Posts: 143
Jim Swarthout is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Archaea View Post
thoughts on "spirituality" involving sexual relations.

Initial noncorrelated observations.

It appears that proper physical and emotional bonding requires the gal to disconnect for external influences in order for her emotive controls to release and for bonding to occur.

OTOH, the guy must connect completely with partner focusing solely upon responses of partner, disconnecting from external realities, observing bodily responses to generate good bonding physically and emotionally.

As we all know the body has 108 pressure points, which can also, if properly manipulated generate pleasurable responses.

So how does this relate, does anybody ever have religious type experiences in the physical bonding.

A delicate subject to be certain, and anecdotes are probably unnecessary, but generalities and philosophies concerning this important but often shrouded in secrecy subject could lend to interesting insights.
You have obviously thought/experiemented carefully about this topic. Are your theories the result of your own thoughts or do you have some suggested materials on the subject?
__________________
"Reject the basic assumption of civilization, especially the importance of
material possessions." - Tyler
Jim Swarthout is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:46 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.