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09-27-2007, 10:20 PM | #31 |
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I don't know - Archaea may be on to something. As I understand it, women's orgasms tend to be much more intense than those of men - isn't it folk wisdom that women are much more spiritual than men?
Is there a relationship between the two?
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Subdued sneezes = Subdued orgasms and vise-versa I think it has to do with letting go I am actually semi-serious Last edited by Flystripper; 09-27-2007 at 11:12 PM. |
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09-27-2007, 11:05 PM | #33 |
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Eddie Murphy has a hilarious, yet vulgar, description of the differences between men and womens orgasm thing.
All men need is friction. "Many women think they don't have any problems cumming, many women will go their whole life never having cum properly..they make this little noise and then think,,yeah I can do it.......With women, the stupid shit like the dudes hair has to be a certain way and the room temperature has to be just right, and you have to lick this, and move this, flip this, pop that, move this, do this, lick this, poke this, pop that, move this,,,,,and when you hit all those spots at the same time and she cums...for real...she isn't gonna make some dainty little noise......her leg will start to shake and some snot will come out her nose........she's gonna just make a beastly noise....think about it,,,the nature of woman is to act all feminine and when she lets loose...I mean finally and really cuts loose like that and she cums for real....and let's out that huge noise.....and you finally make her do that....then the man knows he got you then...cause once that happens...she will do some crazy shit for you." That's what he says in a nutshell,,but much of it is funny and accurate.
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09-27-2007, 11:54 PM | #34 |
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I wouldn't touch this subject with a 10 inch pole.
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09-28-2007, 12:01 AM | #35 |
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You're exaggerating by six inches bud.
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09-28-2007, 12:07 AM | #36 |
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That's what she said.
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09-28-2007, 06:18 AM | #37 |
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I really have nothing to add to this, as I believe most know my thoughts about this subject which is why I wonder if folks think sex is a bigger deal than it really is.
Then again, I'll admit that I'm not the typical male when it comes to this subject either.
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So did everybody have a very spiritual night?
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