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RC Vikings · 04-11-2008, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

Because then women would give priesthood blessings and pass the sacrament and all kinds of stuff that only men should do.

I never thought of that.

SoonerCoug · 04-11-2008, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

I never thought of that.

Right. It would be trouble--with a capital T--and that rhymes with P--and that stands for priesthood.

Hazzard · 04-11-2008, 06:47 AM

When Sheri Dew gets called as a bishop, every woman in the church is going to move into her ward.

And I'll just go ahead and set the table for 'napper: what's going to happen when a hot chick gets called as a singles ward bishop?

Tex · 04-11-2008, 06:56 AM

Hey, why not? After all, he gave blacks the priesthood.

In fact ...

Gays in the church? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood.
Animal sacrifice on the sacrament table? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood.
Monson doing a blowfish on the GC teleprompter? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood.

Works for lots of things.

RC Vikings · 04-11-2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tex

Hey, why not? After all, he gave blacks the priesthood.

In fact ...

Gays in the church? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood.
Animal sacrifice on the sacrament table? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood.
Monson doing a blowfish on the GC teleprompter? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood.

Works for lots of things.

Tex is finally coming around. Lingo is next.

SteelBlue · 04-11-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tex

Monson doing a blowfish on the GC teleprompter? Sure!

Monson wiggling his ears during a GC talk? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood.

FMCoug · 04-11-2008, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tex

Animal sacrifice on the sacrament table? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood.

Interestingly, I remember a religion prof talking about how at some point before (or maybe during ... can't remember) the millennium, animal sacrifice would have to take place as pat of the restoration of all things.

Indy Coug · 04-11-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by FMCoug

Interestingly, I remember a religion prof talking about how at some point before (or maybe during ... can't remember) the millennium, animal sacrifice would have to take place as pat of the restoration of all things.

It was supposed to take place on the sacrament table in the chapel? Are they going to retrofit sluices on them?

RC Vikings · 04-11-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FMCoug

Interestingly, I remember a religion prof talking about how at some point before (or maybe during ... can't remember) the millennium, animal sacrifice would have to take place as pat of the restoration of all things.

I vote we start with the cats.

BYU71 · 04-11-2008, 03:06 PM

Anyone who doesn't think women have clout in the church are kidding themselves.

It was pretty well accepted in our mission that the Mission Presidents wife was really in control.

I was never chewed out by the Mission President. I was a couple of time by his wife.

04-11-2008, 06:56 AM	#24
Tex Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,596	Hey, why not? After all, he gave blacks the priesthood. In fact ... Gays in the church? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood. Animal sacrifice on the sacrament table? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood. Monson doing a blowfish on the GC teleprompter? Sure! Blacks got the priesthood. Works for lots of things. __________________ "Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?" "And yes, [2010] is a very good year to be a Democrat. Perhaps the best year in decades ..." - Cali Coug "Oh dear, granny, what a long tail our puss has got." - Brigham Young Last edited by Tex; 04-11-2008 at 06:59 AM.

04-11-2008, 06:47 AM	#23
Hazzard Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158	When Sheri Dew gets called as a bishop, every woman in the church is going to move into her ward. And I'll just go ahead and set the table for 'napper: what's going to happen when a hot chick gets called as a singles ward bishop?

04-11-2008, 03:06 PM	#30
BYU71 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,084	Anyone who doesn't think women have clout in the church are kidding themselves. It was pretty well accepted in our mission that the Mission Presidents wife was really in control. I was never chewed out by the Mission President. I was a couple of time by his wife.