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Old 06-20-2007, 06:15 PM   #1
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What's your favorite message board moment?

I definitely enjoyed Brian's earlier postings on Cougarboard. This is one of my favorites:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=662168

I also liked grapevine's classic thrift store posting:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=258817

Seattle Ute posing as a BYU fan is still very funny:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=367588
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:37 PM   #2
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Nothing beats the DI trifecta. Best message board post in history. It gets more funny everytime you read it.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:59 PM   #3
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here are a few



The most successful hoax ever
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1286934

Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643

ecuabuddy just won't believe the game time changed.
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=398702

PAC exposes BillatKublaKhan
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=558098

Kugr explains why Melaleuca is not a MLM
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=751827

Priesthood Blessings for animals?
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2176246

One of Goat's funnier posts that have not been deleted
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2201160
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:44 PM   #4
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here are a few



The most successful hoax ever
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1286934

Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643

ecuabuddy just won't believe the game time changed.
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=398702

PAC exposes BillatKublaKhan
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=558098

Kugr explains why Melaleuca is not a MLM
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=751827

Priesthood Blessings for animals?
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2176246

One of Goat's funnier posts that have not been deleted
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2201160

Can you summarize the Bernard hoax. I wasn't reading the board at the time and I've heard a million references.
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:54 PM   #5
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Can you summarize the Bernard hoax. I wasn't reading the board at the time and I've heard a million references.
We were bored and wanted to mess with Bernard, so we started floating rumors of some big announcement that was coming up re:byu football. People who were not in on it started claiming they heard that too (trying to convince people that they really did have sources) and it even got mentioned on local sports radio. The day that the supposed announcement was coming, there were several board members who had skipped vacations, taken long lunches, etc so they could be online when the announcement came. That link I gave was the post making the announcement (it gave what is now a dead link to bernard4heisman.com) on a site that had tons of photoshopped pictures of bernard, fake quotes from famous athletes/coaches , etc. It all started out as a way to just mess with bernard, but it really ballooned and there were a lot of pissed off people that had been speculating what the announcement would be for the previous week.
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We were bored and wanted to mess with Bernard, so we started floating rumors of some big announcement that was coming up re:byu football. People who were not in on it started claiming they heard that too (trying to convince people that they really did have sources) and it even got mentioned on local sports radio. The day that the supposed announcement was coming, there were several board members who had skipped vacations, taken long lunches, etc so they could be online when the announcement came. That link I gave was the post making the announcement (it gave what is now a dead link to bernard4heisman.com) on a site that had tons of photoshopped pictures of bernard, fake quotes from famous athletes/coaches , etc. It all started out as a way to just mess with bernard, but it really ballooned and there were a lot of pissed off people that had been speculating what the announcement would be for the previous week.
i was a teller at the time... i took a long lunch and got in big trouble.. after i explained everything to my boss and how important BYU football she understood. sort of. I know Tim felt really bad.
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:29 PM   #7
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ewth8tr posted these both of Kugr Maniac which are priceless:

Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643

Kugr explains why Melaleuca is not a MLM
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=751827

Seriously, him spending 40 lines explaining how he was not a homophobe: "Having grown-up in Los Angeles and lived and worked in Europe, I like to think of myself as fairly worldly & well-travelled, and I have NEVER, EVER heard "catapult" or "tailhook" used to describe a homosexual act." That is great stuff...when did he EVER work in Europe, anyone know?

I also love anyone that goes down the road trying to explain how your company is not an MLM. I haven't heard him mention Melaleuca since...anyone want to ask him know if he believes it is an MLM?

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Old 06-26-2007, 03:44 PM   #8
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Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643
I can't believe I just spent a perfectly good half-hour when I could have been watching a "Walker:Texas Ranger" re-run on USA Network writing this post, but I guess I just felt guilty or responsible for confusing several of you (and again, YOU know who you are) with the intent of my postings.

I loved this exceprt of Kugr's post because we've all been there. You wanna catch some Norris on the tube but you have to straighten out some message board idiots. Thank heavens for DVR.
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I can't believe I just spent a perfectly good half-hour when I could have been watching a "Walker:Texas Ranger" re-run on USA Network writing this post, but I guess I just felt guilty or responsible for confusing several of you (and again, YOU know who you are) with the intent of my postings.

I loved this exceprt of Kugr's post because we've all been there. You wanna catch some Norris on the tube but you have to straighten out some message board idiots. Thank heavens for DVR.
Yep, Y, we have all been there! You just can't miss the Norris!

This line from Kugr was awesome: "I have NEVER, EVER heard "catapult" or "tailhook" used to describe a homosexual act." Man, he must live in a box, I have always heard people say--"Last night was so hot, I totally gave him the catapult, followed up with the talihook...if you know what I mean!"
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Yep, Y, we have all been there! You just can't miss the Norris!

This line from Kugr was awesome: "I have NEVER, EVER heard "catapult" or "tailhook" used to describe a homosexual act." Man, he must live in a box, I have always heard people say--"Last night was so hot, I totally gave him the catapult, followed up with the talihook...if you know what I mean!"
Oh, yeah. I do know what you mean. Every time I get my haircut, I make sure to tell the gay fella cuttin' my hair, "No Catapults or Tailhooks when I'm around! Got it!"

"Tailhooks" & "catapults" refer to naval aviation, NOT some homosexual act, as someone here was actually ridiculous enough to suggest!!! ARE YOU KIDDING US ALL??? Have you never seen "Top Gun"...
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