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Archaea · 09-20-2005, 02:33 PM

is this the fair side of the Waters' family?

FarrahWaters · 09-20-2005, 05:28 PM

Yes, guilty as charged.

Mike wanted me to register as Mrs. Mike Waters, but I decided not to. (It feels strange calling him "Mike", its like I have another husband) I've been intrigued by the hijinxs of this board and the Other Board for awhile, as Mike frequently lets me know who's being an idiot, and what interesting topics are being discussed. He mentioned that he wished there were more women that posted here, so here I am.

Grew up in Washington state. I graduated from BYU in 98 with a Bachelor's in Piano Performance. I taught piano full time for music studios until a year ago, when we had our son. I scaled back teaching from 40+ students to about 13.

Mike has begged me to go into modeling numerous time. I think he'd rather say that his wife is an underwear model, rather than his wife is a piano teacher.

I like to read, so I hope you keep up your little Oprah book club going. I post sometimes on a Dallas Moms message board, which has proved helpful, but I'm looking for topics a little more scintillating than how to get your child to poop in the potty...

I like sports and to be active. Running and soccer are favorites. Haven't been converted to the cycling yet.

Archaea · 09-20-2005, 05:49 PM

with an underwear model, and Mike has been holding out on us. :?

We're happy to have a daily distraction. Thanks for making the place a finer place.

MikeWaters · 09-21-2005, 02:52 AM

Hmm, wife comes on, blows my identity, reveals more about us in one post than I have in previous 8,000. LOL.

Women.

And she still won't let me buy her a cheerleading outfit. 8)

Archaea · 09-21-2005, 03:56 AM

that she's jealous of yours?

MikeWaters · 09-21-2005, 03:57 AM

hey don't make fun of male cheerleaders! they're the only guys at BYU allowed to place their hands in a woman's crotch and stare up at it as they do so!

Archaea · 09-21-2005, 03:59 AM

as he's the only guy who can examine other women without having his wife divorce him.

MikeWaters · 09-21-2005, 02:19 PM

No thanks. It's a nasty job. I've been in situations where I wish I had a gas mask.

I can say that it is a bit awkward to do a gyn exam prior to sexual experience....

FarrahWaters · 09-21-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

No thanks. It's a nasty job. I've been in situations where I wish I had a gas mask.

I can say that it is a bit awkward to do a gyn exam prior to sexual experience....

I might add that it is also a bit awkward for the fiancee of the person doing their first gyn exam prior to sexual experience.

You might also clarify that you were doing exams on prostitutes at a county hospital? Or am I remembering that incorrectly?

I don't know how in the heck we got from my introduction to cheerleaders to ob/gyn exams.

Archaea · 09-21-2005, 08:46 PM

this sounds like one whale of a story.

Mike, as an intern, must conduct the rounds for med school and must conduct his gynecological exams, shortly before he marries and enjoys conjugal bliss.

And his exams were limited to Dallas area prostitutes. Hmm.

What else are we missing here?

09-20-2005, 02:33 PM	#1
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Is Farrah Mike's wife? is this the fair side of the Waters' family? __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-20-2005, 05:49 PM	#3
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Well this is the first time I've ever discoursed with an underwear model, and Mike has been holding out on us. :? We're happy to have a daily distraction. Thanks for making the place a finer place. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-21-2005, 03:56 AM	#5
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	could it be that she's jealous of yours? __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-21-2005, 03:59 AM	#7
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	You should have gone into gynecology as he's the only guy who can examine other women without having his wife divorce him. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-21-2005, 08:46 PM	#10
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Now the juicy stuff is flowing this sounds like one whale of a story. Mike, as an intern, must conduct the rounds for med school and must conduct his gynecological exams, shortly before he marries and enjoys conjugal bliss. And his exams were limited to Dallas area prostitutes. Hmm. What else are we missing here? __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

09-20-2005, 05:28 PM	#2
FarrahWaters Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,122	Yes, guilty as charged. Mike wanted me to register as Mrs. Mike Waters, but I decided not to. (It feels strange calling him "Mike", its like I have another husband) I've been intrigued by the hijinxs of this board and the Other Board for awhile, as Mike frequently lets me know who's being an idiot, and what interesting topics are being discussed. He mentioned that he wished there were more women that posted here, so here I am. Grew up in Washington state. I graduated from BYU in 98 with a Bachelor's in Piano Performance. I taught piano full time for music studios until a year ago, when we had our son. I scaled back teaching from 40+ students to about 13. Mike has begged me to go into modeling numerous time. I think he'd rather say that his wife is an underwear model, rather than his wife is a piano teacher. I like to read, so I hope you keep up your little Oprah book club going. I post sometimes on a Dallas Moms message board, which has proved helpful, but I'm looking for topics a little more scintillating than how to get your child to poop in the potty... I like sports and to be active. Running and soccer are favorites. Haven't been converted to the cycling yet.

09-21-2005, 02:52 AM	#4
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Hmm, wife comes on, blows my identity, reveals more about us in one post than I have in previous 8,000. LOL. Women. And she still won't let me buy her a cheerleading outfit. 8)

09-21-2005, 03:57 AM	#6
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	hey don't make fun of male cheerleaders! they're the only guys at BYU allowed to place their hands in a woman's crotch and stare up at it as they do so!

09-21-2005, 02:19 PM	#8
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	No thanks. It's a nasty job. I've been in situations where I wish I had a gas mask. I can say that it is a bit awkward to do a gyn exam prior to sexual experience....