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MikeWaters · 12-21-2005, 12:57 AM

Which should Bradd Pitt choose?

ExUte asked this, and got korihored. I answered and had to "re-abide".

But since we are FREE, FREE AT LAST we can discuss this to our hearts content.

I say Jolie. She's hotter. And crazier.

That is, if I wasn't looking for anything particularly stable.

fuegote · 12-21-2005, 12:58 AM

I think Aniston's beuty is overrated. Jolie.....rrraaaarrrr.. She's got beautiful eyes and her lips.....oh those lips....

great, I'm now committing adutlry in my mind. Thanks a lot Mike!

Archaea · 12-21-2005, 01:05 AM

In Germany, the dudes essentially refer to her as the Boobmeister.

SteelBlue · 12-21-2005, 01:19 AM

It isn't even close: Angelina.

non sequitur · 12-21-2005, 01:20 AM

That's an easy one. Angelina Jolie in a landslide. My back gets sore just thinking about her.

realtall · 12-21-2005, 01:21 AM

I would have to say Jennifer.

Jolie certainly is beautiful but she creeps me out. The whole thing about dating Billy Bob and each of them wearing a vial of the others blood around their necks was just way too bizzare for me.

fuegote · 12-21-2005, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

That's an easy one. Angelina Jolie in a landslide. My back gets sore just thinking about her.

:shock:

il Padrino Ute · 12-21-2005, 03:22 AM

if she was in the worst tv show in the history of television, she's only be good for target paractice with a bazooka.

If I had to choose one of those Hollywood harlots, it would be Mrs. Danny Elfman - Bridget Fonda. I know she wasn't one of the choices here, but that's my pick.

SteelBlue · 12-21-2005, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by realtall

I would have to say Jennifer.

Jolie certainly is beautiful but she creeps me out. The whole thing about dating Billy Bob and each of them wearing a vial of the others blood around their necks was just way too bizzare for me.

Any girl who will wear your blood around her neck will do things to you that are illegal in 48 states and Puerto Rico.

SoCalCoug · 12-21-2005, 03:26 AM

Both. Jennifer Aniston for the daytime; Angelina Jolie for the night. :twisted:

12-21-2005, 12:57 AM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston? Which should Bradd Pitt choose? ExUte asked this, and got korihored. I answered and had to "re-abide". But since we are FREE, FREE AT LAST we can discuss this to our hearts content. I say Jolie. She's hotter. And crazier. That is, if I wasn't looking for anything particularly stable.

12-21-2005, 12:58 AM	#2
fuegote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 724	I think Aniston's beuty is overrated. Jolie.....rrraaaarrrr.. She's got beautiful eyes and her lips.....oh those lips.... great, I'm now committing adutlry in my mind. Thanks a lot Mike! __________________ http://www.cavaliersbrigade.com home of the greatest fans in MLS.

12-21-2005, 01:05 AM	#3
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Jolie In Germany, the dudes essentially refer to her as the Boobmeister. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

12-21-2005, 03:22 AM	#8
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Well, my opinion is... if she was in the worst tv show in the history of television, she's only be good for target paractice with a bazooka. If I had to choose one of those Hollywood harlots, it would be Mrs. Danny Elfman - Bridget Fonda. I know she wasn't one of the choices here, but that's my pick. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

12-21-2005, 03:26 AM	#10
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Both. Jennifer Aniston for the daytime; Angelina Jolie for the night. :twisted: __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

12-21-2005, 01:19 AM	#4
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	It isn't even close: Angelina.

12-21-2005, 01:20 AM	#5
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	That's an easy one. Angelina Jolie in a landslide. My back gets sore just thinking about her.

12-21-2005, 01:21 AM	#6
realtall Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Krum, TX Posts: 891	I would have to say Jennifer. Jolie certainly is beautiful but she creeps me out. The whole thing about dating Billy Bob and each of them wearing a vial of the others blood around their necks was just way too bizzare for me.