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SteelBlue · 01-03-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyHippieUTE

It's kind of like being excited about a movie where Tom Cruise plays an [insert exciting thing here] with a bad attitude and a past which haunts him.

Or an Adam Sandler flick in which he plays a baseball cap wearing slacker who is pissing away all of his potential, who ends up getting a girl who is 7-8 times better looking than he deserves.

fuegote · 01-04-2006, 12:27 AM

or the kids sporting team that really sucks, and some coach who is either being punished or is a bumb takes this crappy team and makes them into champions (there's usually a fat kid, a nerd and some potty mouthed punk, a rebel, and the rebel's gal).

Archaea · 01-04-2006, 12:28 AM

Wow, there must have been a bunch of ugly breasts out there in 2005.

Come to think of it, I don't remember viewing any fleshy movies this past year.

If Fuzzy like Heath, as Goat loves Jenna, does that make PAC's daughter a Ute?

Oh maybe it does.

fuegote · 01-04-2006, 12:37 AM

I've stopped watching "R" movies so the only chest i'll see will be National Geographic, and those make me want to vomit.

so...

I can't wait until Lord of the Potter #9, fellowship of the secret chamber comes out next year.

thank goodness for superhero movies, they never copy one another. Person has some mishap and receives some super ability. Person has fun and is shocked about what they can do. Person feels bad because he needs to use ability to help others. person wears a costume and defeats another super villan that has popped up at the same time.

(side note) this is why I really enjoyed M.Night's "unbreakable." It took a common super hero theme and de-exaggerated it.

Archaea · 01-04-2006, 12:39 AM

take something ordinary and make it original.

Why gay humping is original is beyond me. I hear they've had gay porn for years.

DirtyHippieUTE · 01-04-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

I hear they've had gay porn for years.

How do you think I paid my way thru the U?

I was known as "Girth" Brooks.

fuegote · 01-04-2006, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyHippieUTE

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Originally Posted by Archaea

I hear they've had gay porn for years.

How do you think I paid my way thru the U?

I was known as "Girth" Brooks.

LOL! and <vomit>

DirtyHippieUTE · 01-04-2006, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by fuegote

LOL! and <vomit>

"Don't you judge me Earl"

SteelBlue · 01-04-2006, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

You guys are really over-analyzing this thing. Your distaste for this movie has nothing to do with rehashed stories of forbidden love. You don't dislike this movie because the themes have already been explored ad nauseum. You dislike the movie because it portrays gay people sympathetically. It's as simple as that.

I can only speak for myself, but that has nothing to do with why I won't see the movie. I live in California. The whole "gay" issue really isn't a big shocker out here. I have scores of co-workers who are gay and I am friends with many of them. I have no problem with sympathetic portrayals of gay people. But portrayals of gay sex rate right up there with picturing ones parents having sex and old people having sex. It's something I like to pretend doesn't really happen. :lol: It certainly isn't a picture that I'm going to pay to put into my brain.

Archaea · 01-04-2006, 01:02 AM

and one is very feeble.

Thanks for placing a horrible mental image in my mind. You shall be cursed young man.

01-04-2006, 12:27 AM	#42
fuegote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 724	or the kids sporting team that really sucks, and some coach who is either being punished or is a bumb takes this crappy team and makes them into champions (there's usually a fat kid, a nerd and some potty mouthed punk, a rebel, and the rebel's gal). __________________ http://www.cavaliersbrigade.com home of the greatest fans in MLS.

01-04-2006, 12:28 AM	#43
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	One breast the best naked scene of 2005? Wow, there must have been a bunch of ugly breasts out there in 2005. Come to think of it, I don't remember viewing any fleshy movies this past year. If Fuzzy like Heath, as Goat loves Jenna, does that make PAC's daughter a Ute? Oh maybe it does. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

01-04-2006, 12:37 AM	#44
fuegote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 724	I've stopped watching "R" movies so the only chest i'll see will be National Geographic, and those make me want to vomit. so... I can't wait until Lord of the Potter #9, fellowship of the secret chamber comes out next year. thank goodness for superhero movies, they never copy one another. Person has some mishap and receives some super ability. Person has fun and is shocked about what they can do. Person feels bad because he needs to use ability to help others. person wears a costume and defeats another super villan that has popped up at the same time. (side note) this is why I really enjoyed M.Night's "unbreakable." It took a common super hero theme and de-exaggerated it. __________________ http://www.cavaliersbrigade.com home of the greatest fans in MLS.

01-04-2006, 12:39 AM	#45
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	unbreakable was great take something ordinary and make it original. Why gay humping is original is beyond me. I hear they've had gay porn for years. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

01-04-2006, 01:02 AM	#50
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	my parents are divorced and one is very feeble. Thanks for placing a horrible mental image in my mind. You shall be cursed young man. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα