Is this a serious post or a joke?

[CardiacCoug]

Just read this on Cougarboard and I need a ruling from the board. This guy says his mom talked to him weekly about petting and masturbation when he was a teenager. Assuming this guy is serious, are a lot of LDS parents similarly obsessed with sexual matters? That is truly bizarre.

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=3870022

And this guy also says he never doubted "his beliefs." That must be a direct result of the constant harping from his mom about petting and masturbation. I guess it worked.

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=3870018

[MikeWaters]

Let me guess, your dad told you to ignore anything you were taught in the church about masturbation.

[CardiacCoug]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Let me guess, your dad told you to ignore anything you were taught in the church about masturbation.

Thanks for killing the thread, man. I guess you're saying that's normal behavior, for a mom to sit her son down and talk about that stuff WEEKLY when he's a teenager. Interesting. I had no idea.

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by CardiacCoug

Thanks for killing the thread, man. I guess you're saying that's normal behavior, for a mom to sit her son down and talk about that stuff WEEKLY when he's a teenager. Interesting. I had no idea.

No, my guess was not just something I pulled out of the air. It was something your brother said your father told him.

I merely point out that you are probably coming from the exact opposite end of the spectrum.

[BYU71]

Originally Posted by CardiacCoug

Just read this on Cougarboard and I need a ruling from the board. This guy says his mom talked to him weekly about petting and masturbation when he was a teenager. Assuming this guy is serious, are a lot of LDS parents similarly obsessed with sexual matters? That is truly bizarre.

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=3870022

And this guy also says he never doubted "his beliefs." That must be a direct result of the constant harping from his mom about petting and masturbation. I guess it worked.

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=3870018

Idiot now and then makes some idiotic statements. He usually isn't a troll, but I think he tries it now and then.

[MikeWaters]

i wonder how many angry emails CC sent to MPC.

[CardiacCoug]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I merely point out that you are probably coming from the exact opposite end of the spectrum.

I guess Mom and Dad got a little more liberal with my young brothers. I remember my dad saying masturbation was a "bad habit" and that's about it. He didn't tell us it would lead to homosexuality or that it was all part of "the sin second only to murder" or anything like that. If that's the exact opposite end of the spectrum from what the Church teaches, then so be it.

I think the part I find most mind-boggling is that there are mothers out there that have continual talks with their sons about masturbation. Just seems analogous to a father having talks with daughters about menstrual cycles or something.