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TheSizzle36 · 05-10-2006, 07:41 PM

Biz Markie's "Just a Friend" has some of the silliest rhymes ever written... just a classic song.

"I went to the gate to visit her dorm, the guy made me fill out a visitors form"

I laugh everytime I hear it. Serioulsy, just classic...

mpfunk · 05-10-2006, 07:48 PM

Some of my favorite rhymes are from a unknown guy Count Bass D from an album Pre-Life Crisis

"I get around like 2pac and chain letters"

"When I step up to the jam and wax you all,
You're as frustrated as Michael Jordan trying to play baseball"

livecoug · 05-10-2006, 08:35 PM

best line ever from a song

"I'm in love with you girl, cause you're on my mind. You're the one I think about most every time"

Colly Wolly · 05-10-2006, 08:46 PM

Snoop Dogg, Doggystyle album. Cant remember which song.

"Why is I so fly?....I dont know. Why is I so high?....It's the endo."

TheSizzle36 · 05-10-2006, 08:51 PM

Beastie Boys have quite a few...

"Down with Adrock, Mike D and you ain't, I got more juice than Picasso got paint"

"I got mroe action than my man John Woo and I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew"

il Padrino Ute · 05-11-2006, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

Biz Markie's "Just a Friend" has some of the silliest rhymes ever written... just a classic song.

"I went to the gate to visit her dorm, the guy made me fill out a visitors form"

I laugh everytime I hear it. Serioulsy, just classic...

Sounds like procedure at Heleman Halls.

il Padrino Ute · 05-11-2006, 12:56 AM

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

RockyBalboa · 05-11-2006, 03:28 AM

If it's yellow let it mellow.
If it's brown flush it down.

realtall · 05-11-2006, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

For some reason I start to do 'the robot' every time I hear those words.

Parrot Head · 05-11-2006, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

Beastie Boys have quite a few...

"Down with Adrock, Mike D and you ain't, I got more juice than Picasso got paint"

"I got mroe action than my man John Woo and I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew"

I had a roommate that swore Mike D was the son of Neil Diamond. He would not let it go. Poor Bountiful kid.

05-10-2006, 07:41 PM	#1
TheSizzle36 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,786	Classic Rhymes Biz Markie's "Just a Friend" has some of the silliest rhymes ever written... just a classic song. "I went to the gate to visit her dorm, the guy made me fill out a visitors form" I laugh everytime I hear it. Serioulsy, just classic...

05-11-2006, 12:56 AM	#7
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

05-11-2006, 03:28 AM	#8
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down. __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

05-10-2006, 07:48 PM	#2
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	Some of my favorite rhymes are from a unknown guy Count Bass D from an album Pre-Life Crisis "I get around like 2pac and chain letters" "When I step up to the jam and wax you all, You're as frustrated as Michael Jordan trying to play baseball"

05-10-2006, 08:35 PM	#3
livecoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,176	best line ever from a song "I'm in love with you girl, cause you're on my mind. You're the one I think about most every time"

05-10-2006, 08:46 PM	#4
Colly Wolly Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,281	Snoop Dogg, Doggystyle album. Cant remember which song. "Why is I so fly?....I dont know. Why is I so high?....It's the endo."

05-10-2006, 08:51 PM	#5
TheSizzle36 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,786	Beastie Boys have quite a few... "Down with Adrock, Mike D and you ain't, I got more juice than Picasso got paint" "I got mroe action than my man John Woo and I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew"