BDB, with all this talk about polygamy

[MikeWaters]

have you given thought to which cougarboard or cougarguard poster you would prefer to hook up with, should polygamy be restored?

[The Borg]

This is the day of the "restoration of all things".

[Black Diamond Bay]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

have you given thought to which cougarboard or cougarguard poster you would prefer to hook up with, should polygamy be restored?

No, as a rule I don't sit around contemplating which married man I would like to get with. Seems like a bad policy. Besides that if I'm going into polygamy I don't need to be the first wife (in fact, not preferred since they have more responsibilities) but I do need to be the favorite, and I don't think I could compete for that spot against the supermodel wives in this group.

[All-American]

Originally Posted by Black Diamond Bay

No, as a rule I don't sit around contemplating which married man I would like to get with. Seems like a bad policy. Besides that if I'm going into polygamy I don't need to be the first wife (in fact, not preferred since they have more responsibilities) but I do need to be the favorite, and I don't think I could compete for that spot against the supermodel wives in this group.

If you think supermodel wives would ever come into the equation, you clearly have not seen any pictures of polygamous families.

Originally Posted by Mark Twain

Our stay in Salt Lake City amounted to only two days, and therefore we
had no time to make the customary inquisition into the workings of
polygamy and get up the usual statistics and deductions preparatory to
calling the attention of the nation at large once more to the matter.

I had the will to do it. With the gushing self-sufficiency of youth I
was feverish to plunge in headlong and achieve a great reform here--until
I saw the Mormon women. Then I was touched. My heart was wiser than my
head. It warmed toward these poor, ungainly and pathetically "homely"
creatures, and as I turned to hide the generous moisture in my eyes, I
said, "No--the man that marries one of them has done an act of Christian
charity which entitles him to the kindly applause of mankind, not their
harsh censure--and the man that marries sixty of them has done a deed of
open-handed generosity so sublime that the nations should stand uncovered
in his presence and worship in silence."

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by Black Diamond Bay

No, as a rule I don't sit around contemplating which married man

Wait a second, you're a chick!? Cool! We need help keeping the boys in line around here! It's nice to meet you.

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Wait a second, you're a chick!? Cool! We need help keeping the boys in line around here! It's nice to meet you.

That's a sexist comment.

[Black Diamond Bay]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Wait a second, you're a chick!? Cool! We need help keeping the boys in line around here! It's nice to meet you.

Likewise.