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[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by mpfunk

Exactly Garth. I was once a baseball hater and evenmade claims that I understood the game. I was wrong, because the day I started to understand the game I realized it was the greatest of all sports. The MLB is what God watches. It is His game.

He is sick of the Red Sox/Yankees media worship, by the way.

[cougjunkie]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

He is sick of the Red Sox/Yankees media worship, by the way.

Well he will be sick of all the Dodger worship in the next few years with them landing Torre. I can see it now:

"Joe Torres first ever game as a dodger"

"Joe Torres first hit and run sign as a dodger"

"Joe Torres first deer in the headlights look as a dodger"

"Joe Torres first nose picking incident in the dugout on national TV as a dodger"

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

Well he will be sick of all the Dodger worship in the next few years with them landing Torre.

Heresy! He IS a Dodger! I have heard Tommy Lasorda call him The Great Dodger in the Sky many time.

Besides, who do you think created Dodger Dogs...the most perfect hot dog in the major leagues.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Heresy! He IS a Dodger! I have heard Tommy Lasorda call him The Great Dodger in the Sky many time.

Besides, who do you think created Dodger Dogs...the most perfect hot dog in the major leagues.

Well, He certainly seems to not be an Oriole.

One good thing for us to look forward to about he Yankees is that if Steinbrenner stays away, his boys will run that team into the ground. They're idiots and if their daddy wasn't George, they'd most likely be hooking in the Village to survive.

[mpfunk]

The Dodgers are Satans team. In fact the Dodgers are in fact the Blue Spawns of Satan. Tommy Lasorda is not Satan, but he is one of Satan's highest level of minions.

The Blue Spawns of Satan are right on par with the Yankees and the Yankees East in pure evil.

That being said please sign A-Rod so that he is out of the American League.

[JohnnyLingo]

Hey, quit hijacking NorCal's thread.

Start your own A-Rod/Torre thread if you want. Sheesh.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by mpfunk

The Dodgers are Satans team. In fact the Dodgers are in fact the Blue Spawns of Satan. Tommy Lasorda is not Satan, but he is one of Satan's highest level of minions.

The Blue Spawns of Satan are right on par with the Yankees and the Yankees East in pure evil.

That being said please sign A-Rod so that he is out of the American League.

Tommy Lasorda has helped save the lives of millions of obese people through his association with SlimFast.

Which is your team again? I honestly forgot.

Signing A-Rod would be great. He and Kent will get along beautifully.

[NorCal Cat]

Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Hey, quit hijacking NorCal's thread.

Start your own A-Rod/Torre thread if you want. Sheesh.

Yeah, wtf? How did a crappy sport like MLB take over this thread?

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Yeah, wtf? How did a crappy sport like MLB take over this thread?

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

You really ought to follow the words of George Eliot when it comes to the topic of baseball.