Tiger Woods on the Back Nine

[Archaea]

How many women can Tiger bang in a lifetime?

The world may soon learn.

[MikeWaters]

Maybe Jesse Jackson will help him heal.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Maybe Jesse Jackson will help him heal.

His wife is the hottest.

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.c...r-woods-to-11/

I wonder how many call girls he also had.

The joke will soon be, "I've had Tiger", "Who hasn't?"

And dare I print it, isn't it strange that the great AA golfer doesn't date AA women?

[MikeWaters]

It seems like being the biggest sports star on the planet, a billionaire, with a beautiful wife and two beautiful children was not enough for Tiger.

He also needed whores. And didn't have the sense to pay them off in advance.

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by Archaea

And dare I print it, isn't it strange that the great AA golfer doesn't date AA women?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-a...=hp:vertical:r

[Archaea]

This is classic:

Yes, they are all white. But then, Tiger himself declared that he was, “Cablinasian,” and not in fact African American in the first place, so the fact that he would clutter his little black book with blondes is hardly news. Not to mention that these women also all hold jobs that demand a particular amount of sex appeal—the more they flirt, the better they get paid. What was Tiger going to do? Moderate a debate between his wedding ring and his penis over his moral obligation to his wife, all while getting lap dances from a young, free-spirited barmaid or even greater pleasures from a woman who played a Horny Housewife? I think not. I’m not saying it’s right; I’m just not saying I’m surprised.

[Archaea]

The concluding paragraphs,

Of course Tiger could have done the “right thing” and kept his distance from the after-hours parties, bought Sampson’s DVD instead of bedding the “real deal,” and read the Bible each night before bed—in other words, he could have indulged the fantasy the world had about what he does when he hangs up his clubs. But he didn’t. He went out, met a few girls, and got caught. Textbook prophesy for a young, attractive athlete. At least he didn’t beat his wife like Mike Tyson did.


We live in a complicated world, driven by human desire. The only people who need to wag their finger in Tiger’s face live in his own home. The rest of us simply need to tuck the tabloids back on the shelf and focus on our own lives. You never know, his lovely wife could have cheated first. After all, blondes have more fun.

[ute4ever]

Tiger had been nominated to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor, which today was redacted.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...r-tiger-woods/

Lawmaker drops effort to honor Tiger Woods
Posted: December 9th, 2009 06:36 PM ET

Washington (CNN) – A California lawmaker announced Wednesday that he is no longer backing legislation that would honor disgraced golfer Tiger Woods with a Congressional Gold Medal.

In March of this year, Rep. Joe Baca, D-California, introduced a resolution calling for Woods to receive the high congressional honor.

The award was justified, Baca's bill said, because, among other things, "Woods has broken barriers with grace and dignity by showing that golf is a sport for all people, regardless of race, color, or creed... Woods has inspired countless people of all ages, impressing upon them that their hopes, dreams, and prayers may be achieved through hard work, persistence, education, and good sportsmanship."

Baca announced Wednesday that he has had a change of heart about honoring Woods.

"In light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family, I will not pursue legislation awarding him the Congressional Gold Medal this session," the congressman said in a statement.

Baca's announcement comes amid reports that television ads featuring the embattled golfer have not aired since November 29.

[MikeWaters]

Let's give the Congressional "Gold Medal" to Michael Jordan. For his grace while sticking out his tongue.

[MikeWaters]

Kind of disappointing that this Tiger Woods scandal doesn't have legs. Looks to be dying.