Tattoos

[Black Diamond Bay]

Originally Posted by hyrum

Get an oval BRM tattoo and have your pick of one Cougarboarder.
Hope you like cows.

I think it was already determined that the tattoo will only happen if I marry a yewt.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by Black Diamond Bay

I think it was already determined that the tattoo will only happen if I marry a yewt.

If you marry a Ute, you should get one for your forehead, your stomach and the small and top of your back. That way he can't deny brand recognition.

[BigFatMeanie]

I've been trying to convince Mrs. Meanie to get a tattoo for some time now. My attempts have been about as successful as my attempts to pursuade her to get fake hooters.

[Black Diamond Bay]

Originally Posted by Archaea

If you marry a Ute, you should get one for your forehead, your stomach and the small and top of your back. That way he can't deny brand recognition.

Not the stomach. It would get all warped in my old age.

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by Black Diamond Bay

Not the stomach. It would get all warped in my old age.

I am thinking carrying a child would not be real good to it either.

Stick with the CosmoStampTramp.

[Black Diamond Bay]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

I am thinking carrying a child would not be real good to it either.

Stick with the CosmoStampTramp.

True, but if I were to actually go through with it and marry a yewt I'm still not sure whether or not I would want to produce offspring with him. Heaven forbid that I should produce a child that sports red and signs up for the MUSS.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Black Diamond Bay

True, but if I were to actually go through with it and marry a yewt I'm still not sure whether or not I would want to produce offspring with him. Heaven forbid that I should produce a child that sports red and signs up for the MUSS.

You need not worry about that. No Ute is that desperate.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

You need not worry about that. No Ute is that desperate.

You're the only Utes who've read the owner instructions on women and procreation, so the likelihood of BDB finding another stray who can and should procreate is about as likely as Rocky becoming a full fledged classicist, extolling the virtues of higher and lower biblical criticisms.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Archaea

You're the only Utes who've read the owner instructions on womena and procreation are here, so the likelihood of BDB finding another stray who can and should procreate is about as likely as Rocky becoming a full fledged classicist, extolling the virtues of higher and lower biblical criticisms.

Nice.