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Old 02-25-2008, 02:52 PM   #1
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What's with the new chick? You and your gf break up? I fear the gentlemen will miss her winning, um, smile and vibrant, um, personality.
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Old 02-25-2008, 02:57 PM   #2
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What's with the new chick? You and your gf break up? I fear the gentlemen will miss her winning, um, smile and vibrant, um, personality.

I actually am about to change back. The new girl actually has a nice smile too. The old girl MW liked to do his funny tricks on and I thought maybe he would leave this one alone. I think I am going back and if Mike pulls his crap again, well I don't like to make threats, but I am not going to be happy.
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Old 02-25-2008, 02:58 PM   #3
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Sometimes I am hurt, perhaps even offended, by your growse generalizations of men. Some of them ain't so shallow with respect to the amplitude of a jubbly set of 38 triple d's on an afternoon job. But I don't happen to know any.........

BOWN BICHA BOWN BOWN!

Note I was going to edit job for JOG, but then I thought job would be funnier.
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Old 02-25-2008, 03:02 PM   #4
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Sometimes I am hurt, perhaps even offended, by your growse generalizations of men. Some of them ain't so shallow with respect to the amplitude of a jubbly set of 38 triple d's on an afternoon job. But I don't happen to know any.........

BOWN BICHA BOWN BOWN!

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Thirty EIGHT? That's an awfully large midrift.

Anyhow, I didn't say anything about jubbly triple Ds. I just always admired her orthodontist's handiwork.
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Old 02-25-2008, 03:10 PM   #5
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Normally, I don't notice anything but a girl's smile, grateful for wonderful orthodontists.

However, Saturday, a certain vivacious young lady was very bouncy. That is all I have to say. Her smile was wonderful.
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Normally, I don't notice anything but a girl's smile, grateful for wonderful orthodontists.

However, Saturday, a certain vivacious young lady was very bouncy. That is all I have to say. Her smile was wonderful.
Was she on a jog or a job? If the former, God bless your well attuned eye..if the latter you are a dirty old man.
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