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Archaea · 01-02-2008, 11:56 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319689,00.html

I wonder how often the author gets hit upon.

SoonerCoug · 01-03-2008, 01:55 AM

Interesting:

"A German study found that four years into a secure relationship, fewer than half of female participants desired regular sex. After 20 years, only 20 percent wanted sex on a regular basis. A male’s libido, on the other hand, stayed steady no matter how long they’d been in a relationship."

UtahDan · 01-03-2008, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

Interesting:

"A German study found that four years into a secure relationship, fewer than half of female participants desired regular sex. After 20 years, only 20 percent wanted sex on a regular basis. A male’s libido, on the other hand, stayed steady no matter how long they’d been in a relationship."

Raise your hand if your experience is otherwise.

All-American · 01-03-2008, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by UtahDan

Raise your hand if your experience is otherwise.

A. We're Mormon.

B. They're German.

Tex · 01-03-2008, 02:12 AM

A sexologist? *shakes head*

Amazing what people get paid for these days.

RC Vikings · 01-03-2008, 01:00 PM

— How long is the average sexual encounter? According to a Psychology Today article, it’s 3 to 10 minutes.
— What is your favorite sexual position? A survey by Marie Claire and Esquire magazines found that men are into rear entry, while women like missionary best.

After two hours of chores and two more hours of listening about her co-workers our pay off is 3 to 10 minutes? That doesn't hardly seem fair. And the second part tells me they must have surveyed a lot of guys with ugly wives.

Archaea · 01-03-2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

— How long is the average sexual encounter? According to a Psychology Today article, it’s 3 to 10 minutes.
— What is your favorite sexual position? A survey by Marie Claire and Esquire magazines found that men are into rear entry, while women like missionary best.

After two hours of chores and two more hours of listening about her co-workers our pay off is 3 to 10 minutes? That doesn't hardly seem fair. And the second part tells me they must have surveyed a lot of guys with ugly wives.

Yeah, rear entry doesn't sound like most guys favorites.

And the payoff sucks.

We have to listen to their bitching, contend with overspending, be sensitive to their needs, whereas we get to bear the constant haranguing and unpleasantness for three to ten minutes. Something must change. We need at least eleven minutes.

Filsdepac · 01-03-2008, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Yeah, rear entry doesn't sound like most guys favorites.

I work with accountants, so all the guys here talk about double entry.

woot · 01-03-2008, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Filsdepac

I work with accountants, so all the guys here talk about double entry.

...which requires two penises. Maybe you shouldn't hang out with them.

Filsdepac · 01-03-2008, 07:06 PM

Actually, it requires a debit and a credit...it was a lame accounting joke.

01-02-2008, 11:56 PM	#1
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01-03-2008, 01:55 AM	#2
SoonerCoug Formerly known as MudPhudCoug Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Land of desolation Posts: 2,548	Interesting: "A German study found that four years into a secure relationship, fewer than half of female participants desired regular sex. After 20 years, only 20 percent wanted sex on a regular basis. A male’s libido, on the other hand, stayed steady no matter how long they’d been in a relationship."

01-03-2008, 01:00 PM	#6
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	— How long is the average sexual encounter? According to a Psychology Today article, it’s 3 to 10 minutes. — What is your favorite sexual position? A survey by Marie Claire and Esquire magazines found that men are into rear entry, while women like missionary best. After two hours of chores and two more hours of listening about her co-workers our pay off is 3 to 10 minutes? That doesn't hardly seem fair. And the second part tells me they must have surveyed a lot of guys with ugly wives.

01-03-2008, 07:06 PM	#10
Filsdepac Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 68	Actually, it requires a debit and a credit...it was a lame accounting joke.