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Old 01-27-2006, 01:55 AM   #1
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Default Excerpt from actual conversation heard today..

while in line to pay for a Coke and a snack:

Cretin: Why are the !@#$ing pumps pre-pay? I only have enough money for cigarettes!

Clerk: That's exactly why the pumps are pre-pay.
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Old 01-27-2006, 05:10 AM   #2
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That is fan-dam-tastic! LOL!
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Old 01-27-2006, 02:29 PM   #3
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I had no idea that you bought gas in West Valley City.

Thats a classic I thought I would only hear in my current hometown.
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