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View Poll Results: How often does your spouse fart in front of you?
Every few minutes 2 8.00%
More than once an hour 0 0%
About once an hour 1 4.00%
About once a day 5 20.00%
About once a week 4 16.00%
About once a month 4 16.00%
More than once a year 2 8.00%
Less than once a year 3 12.00%
I have never heard my spouse fart. 4 16.00%
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:40 AM   #1
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Default How often does your spouse fart in front of you?

In two years of marriage, I have never heard my wife fart.

I'm wondering what is the norm.
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:56 AM   #2
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Very rarely. Usually it is behind me. Badda boom.
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Old 12-13-2007, 03:12 AM   #3
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Very rarely. Usually it is behind me. Badda boom.
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nice!
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nice!
Are you being lewd?
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Old 12-13-2007, 03:32 AM   #5
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Are you being lewd?
You are the one who did it to yourself, not me.

Let's meet in person to discuss over lunch. Tossed salad?
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I believe this one was intentionally lewd.
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I believe this one was intentionally lewd.
Apologies. How can I make it up to you? Do you like jewelry?

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Apologies. How can I make it up to you? Do you like jewelry?
I'm still pretty steamed about that. You're lucky I'm not in Cleveland!
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I'm still pretty steamed about that. You're lucky I'm not in Cleveland!
I don't live there anymore. I have since relocated to Cincinnatti.

If you do come, dress appropriately...

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I don't live there anymore. I have since relocated to Cincinnatti.
I really hope you have to look at Urban Dictionary for your ideas.
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