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MikeWaters · 08-09-2007, 08:47 PM

Put vaseline or chamois cream on your chode. Keep the friction down.

creekster · 08-09-2007, 09:19 PM

Sounds like fun. I'm jealous I won't make it this year. Enjoy and be safe.

Archaea · 08-09-2007, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by creekster

Sounds like fun. I'm jealous I won't make it this year. Enjoy and be safe.

You and your monkey feces just didn't want to play with the neophytes, that is why.

DirtyHippieUTE · 08-09-2007, 09:46 PM

AW CRAP!

It's this Saturday... If I had known I could have ridden with you guys. I'll be in Utah until Sunday.

Oh well... I've already been conned into running a 5k for some organ donor charity thing...

bigpiney · 08-09-2007, 10:53 PM

Anyone have an extra Jersy I can borrow for the day? 42-43 inch chest?

I don't have on and need a way to carry all the extra grub.

Archaea · 08-09-2007, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bigpiney

Anyone have an extra Jersy I can borrow for the day? 42-43 inch chest?

I don't have on and need a way to carry all the extra grub.

I can bring you one of my tops, but it will be a little loose for you. You'll have the shorts though? I'm not a big fan of lending shorts out. People usually are self-conscious about having so much extra space in the shorts.

MikeWaters · 08-09-2007, 11:00 PM

Ooooo, bicycle shorts + t-shirt. One of the worst cycle fashion faux pas possible.

Archaea · 08-09-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Ooooo, bicycle shorts + t-shirt. One of the worst cycle fashion faux pas possible.

What he didn't get the team jersey for this ride? We're incensed.

bigpiney · 08-09-2007, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

I can bring you one of my tops, but it will be a little loose for you. You'll have the shorts though? I'm not a big fan of lending shorts out. People usually are self-conscious about having so much extra space in the shorts.

Yeah I got shorts, don't think I would borrow those. That is kinda gross. So you big ol butt has stretched them out huh? Don't feel too bad.

I would appreciate the top, thanks.

8ballrollin · 08-09-2007, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

in general it's better to be near the front of the group.

because if you are in the back, someone gets weak and a gap opens, and then you have to either drift back with him, or close the gap.

takes a lot of energy to close gaps. so the guys in the back do the accordian drill and it kills them.

LOL. When I read this my legs started hurting. On my first longish ride (60+) this year, that guy was me.

08-09-2007, 09:19 PM	#22
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	Sounds like fun. I'm jealous I won't make it this year. Enjoy and be safe. __________________ Sorry for th e tpyos.

08-09-2007, 08:47 PM	#21
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Put vaseline or chamois cream on your chode. Keep the friction down.

08-09-2007, 09:46 PM	#24
DirtyHippieUTE Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moscow, ID Posts: 1,151	AW CRAP! It's this Saturday... If I had known I could have ridden with you guys. I'll be in Utah until Sunday. Oh well... I've already been conned into running a 5k for some organ donor charity thing...

08-09-2007, 10:53 PM	#25
bigpiney Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Big Pine , CA Posts: 842	Anyone have an extra Jersy I can borrow for the day? 42-43 inch chest? I don't have on and need a way to carry all the extra grub.

08-09-2007, 11:00 PM	#27
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Ooooo, bicycle shorts + t-shirt. One of the worst cycle fashion faux pas possible.