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Old 08-31-2007, 04:15 PM   #11
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Bateman as an apostle.......that would be the Lord trying to test me.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:11 PM   #12
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I'm sure they think he was a success at BYU. He lessened academic freedom, purged the infidels, and raised boat loads of cash.
What about hiding Monument to Balzac after alleging that the sculpture was engaged in self-gratification? This act solidified my respect for him, which is why I now call him Master Bateman.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:26 PM   #13
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I'm sure they think he was a success at BYU. He lessened academic freedom, purged the infidels, and raised boat loads of cash.
You got it in the wrong order,

He raised a lot of money, he RAISED a LOT of money, and He RAISED as if from the DEAD, a LOT of money.

He purged the INFIDELS, and eliminated free speech and academic freedom.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:33 PM   #14
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What about hiding Monument to Balzac after alleging that the sculpture was engaged in self-gratification? This act solidified my respect for him, which is why I now call him Master Bateman.
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:35 PM   #15
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Is that a reference to me or Bateman? If it's a reference to Bateman, then I fundamentally disagree with your premise. I have never thought that Monument to Balzac was playing with himself, but I was obviously wrong.
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Old 09-04-2007, 04:09 PM   #16
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Was it Bateman who wouldn't all Rodin's famous kissy-kissy sculpture on campus?

I'm guessing that's why Mike has it as his avatar.
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:08 AM   #17
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Given Batemans age 71 he will probably be Emeritus and maybe temple president but I don't think he will fill the vacancy in the quorom of the twelve. Don't know who will though.

Presidency of seventy rotates. Thing is now 70 is no longer automatic release for the first quorom some are serving well past 70.
I am pretty sure that Bateman was recently named the president of the Provo temple.
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