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Anthesian · 10-16-2008, 08:55 PM

It is quite obvious that many of the members of this board are nothing more than watered down Mormons. I don't believe a single one of you are a rank-and-file Mormon and I don't believe that many of you honestly believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ, the LDS church, or the plaster-faced people in your local congregations. The 'dialogue' that takes place here has no real thought merit. It is no more than archaic antagonism from when we were 7 years old. Some may proclaim love on this board but that love may as well be as solid as the vapor in the air. It is people like the members of this board that would make your beloved GA's ashamed to call you members. I say this because you act a certain way when you and your companion and your kids attend church on Sunday and then act like God-less cro-magnons here on the board. As the banner at the top of the site says: 'Got something smart to say?' I'm not sure anyone does.

There is no peace, compassion, brotherly love, etc. here. This isn't a site full of Latter-day Saints. I don't think any of us have the right to call ourselves such. The antagonism, hatred, brooding, back-biting, false testimonies, deception (me included), narcissism, and arrogance are spiritually damaging. There is no real room for progression.

The banner above should say that this is not a site for fellowship, Christ-like love, or Latter-day Saints.

It is a beloved idiocracy for the hot-headed and narrow-minded promulgators of emotional and spiritual pain. We all might as well be the LDS general 'authorities'...especially Russell Nelson (idiot), Dallin Oaks (bigger idiot), and Boyd Packer (douchebag bigot from Lucifer's testicles and biggest idiot).

Peace and Blessings to all God's Children...even you assholes on this site

Solon · 10-16-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthesian

It is quite obvious that many of the members of this board are nothing more than watered down Mormons. I don't believe a single one of you are a rank-and-file Mormon and I don't believe that many of you honestly believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ, the LDS church, or the plaster-faced people in your local congregations. The 'dialogue' that takes place here has no real thought merit. It is no more than archaic antagonism from when we were 7 years old. Some may proclaim love on this board but that love may as well be as solid as the vapor in the air. It is people like the members of this board that would make your beloved GA's ashamed to call you members. I say this because you act a certain way when you and your companion and your kids attend church on Sunday and then act like God-less cro-magnons here on the board. As the banner at the top of the site says: 'Got something smart to say?' I'm not sure anyone does.

There is no peace, compassion, brotherly love, etc. here. This isn't a site full of Latter-day Saints. I don't think any of us have the right to call ourselves such. The antagonism, hatred, brooding, back-biting, false testimonies, deception (me included), narcissism, and arrogance are spiritually damaging. There is no real room for progression.

The banner above should say that this is not a site for fellowship, Christ-like love, or Latter-day Saints.

It is a beloved idiocracy for the hot-headed and narrow-minded promulgators of emotional and spiritual pain. We all might as well be the LDS general 'authorities'...especially Russell Nelson (idiot), Dallin Oaks (bigger idiot), and Boyd Packer (douchebag bigot from Lucifer's testicles and biggest idiot).

Peace and Blessings to all God's Children...even you assholes on this site

link?

Archaea · 10-16-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Solon

link?

So a self-professed homosexual prevaricator believes this site is filled with assholes. How comforting should we find that declaration?

We don't tolerate liars.

SoonerCoug · 10-16-2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthesian

It is people like the members of this board that would make your beloved GA's ashamed to call you members.

Elder Eyring is my first cousin and he loves me.

TripletDaddy · 10-16-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthesian

It is quite obvious that many of the members of this board are nothing more than watered down Mormons. I don't believe a single one of you are a rank-and-file Mormon and I don't believe that many of you honestly believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ, the LDS church, or the plaster-faced people in your local congregations. The 'dialogue' that takes place here has no real thought merit. It is no more than archaic antagonism from when we were 7 years old. Some may proclaim love on this board but that love may as well be as solid as the vapor in the air. It is people like the members of this board that would make your beloved GA's ashamed to call you members. I say this because you act a certain way when you and your companion and your kids attend church on Sunday and then act like God-less cro-magnons here on the board. As the banner at the top of the site says: 'Got something smart to say?' I'm not sure anyone does.

There is no peace, compassion, brotherly love, etc. here. This isn't a site full of Latter-day Saints. I don't think any of us have the right to call ourselves such. The antagonism, hatred, brooding, back-biting, false testimonies, deception (me included), narcissism, and arrogance are spiritually damaging. There is no real room for progression.

The banner above should say that this is not a site for fellowship, Christ-like love, or Latter-day Saints.

It is a beloved idiocracy for the hot-headed and narrow-minded promulgators of emotional and spiritual pain. We all might as well be the LDS general 'authorities'...especially Russell Nelson (idiot), Dallin Oaks (bigger idiot), and Boyd Packer (douchebag bigot from Lucifer's testicles and biggest idiot).

Peace and Blessings to all God's Children...even you assholes on this site

What do you think of the Cougar football team this year? I really like our chances!

il Padrino Ute · 10-16-2008, 10:11 PM

I nominate this post as one of the funniest of all time, if only for the fact that it's been posted by a liar.

Great work, Anthesian. I like you're posts better when you're trying to be funny rather than serious.

T Blue · 10-18-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthesian

It is quite obvious that many of the members of this board are nothing more than watered down Mormons. I don't believe a single one of you are a rank-and-file Mormon and I don't believe that many of you honestly believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ, the LDS church, or the plaster-faced people in your local congregations. The 'dialogue' that takes place here has no real thought merit. It is no more than archaic antagonism from when we were 7 years old. Some may proclaim love on this board but that love may as well be as solid as the vapor in the air. It is people like the members of this board that would make your beloved GA's ashamed to call you members. I say this because you act a certain way when you and your companion and your kids attend church on Sunday and then act like God-less cro-magnons here on the board. As the banner at the top of the site says: 'Got something smart to say?' I'm not sure anyone does.

There is no peace, compassion, brotherly love, etc. here. This isn't a site full of Latter-day Saints. I don't think any of us have the right to call ourselves such. The antagonism, hatred, brooding, back-biting, false testimonies, deception (me included), narcissism, and arrogance are spiritually damaging. There is no real room for progression.

The banner above should say that this is not a site for fellowship, Christ-like love, or Latter-day Saints.

It is a beloved idiocracy for the hot-headed and narrow-minded promulgators of emotional and spiritual pain. We all might as well be the LDS general 'authorities'...especially Russell Nelson (idiot), Dallin Oaks (bigger idiot), and Boyd Packer (douchebag bigot from Lucifer's testicles and biggest idiot).

Peace and Blessings to all God's Children...even you assholes on this site

Bravo whoever you are this week, your best work by far to date.

Could you possibly tell us which of the other GA's are *idiots* *Douchebags* or are also from satans testicles. Inquiring minds would like to know, and it seems like you have some form of revelatory capabilities that allow you to know.

il Padrino Ute · 10-18-2008, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by T Blue

Bravo whoever you are this week, your best work by far to date.

Could you possibly tell us which of the other GA's are *idiots* *Douchebags* or are also from satans testicles. Inquiring minds would like to know, and it seems like you have some form of revelatory capabilities that allow you to know.

The liar is just irritated because those he pointed out don't agree with him when it comes to sexual preference.

The irony here is that the liar demonstrates as much intolerance yet ignores his own blatant hypocrisy.

ute4ever · 10-18-2008, 03:46 PM

When I studied English Literature during my undergrad, I took several courses on grammar styles and writing techniques, fueled by a fascination with Hugh Nibley's analyses on the multiple authors of the books in the Book of Mormon. Some argue that the collection was dreamed up by Joseph Smith, but I agree with Nibley that Nephi, Mormon and Moroni are easily distinguishable from one another; it's very simple to see.

To that end, when pseudo-trolls pop up on our favorite message boards, a language nerd like me finds it easy to spot who the real poster is, so long as it's one of the regulars. (e.g. justinethewolverine = raiderute).

Anthesian: seriously, where do you find the time for this?

creekster · 10-18-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

When I studied English Literature during my undergrad, I took several courses on grammar styles and writing techniques, fueled by a fascination with Hugh Nibley's analyses on the multiple authors of the books in the Book of Mormon. Some argue that the collection was dreamed up by Joseph Smith, but I agree with Nibley that Nephi, Mormon and Moroni are easily distinguishable from one another; it's very simple to see.

To that end, when pseudo-trolls pop up on our favorite message boards, a language nerd like me finds it easy to spot who the real poster is, so long as it's one of the regulars. (e.g. justinethewolverine = raiderute).

Anthesian: seriously, where do you find the time for this?

DOn't tease us. WHo is it?

10-16-2008, 08:55 PM	#1
Anthesian Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Mesa, 2nd Utah County, AZ Posts: 77	No Peace Here It is quite obvious that many of the members of this board are nothing more than watered down Mormons. I don't believe a single one of you are a rank-and-file Mormon and I don't believe that many of you honestly believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ, the LDS church, or the plaster-faced people in your local congregations. The 'dialogue' that takes place here has no real thought merit. It is no more than archaic antagonism from when we were 7 years old. Some may proclaim love on this board but that love may as well be as solid as the vapor in the air. It is people like the members of this board that would make your beloved GA's ashamed to call you members. I say this because you act a certain way when you and your companion and your kids attend church on Sunday and then act like God-less cro-magnons here on the board. As the banner at the top of the site says: 'Got something smart to say?' I'm not sure anyone does. There is no peace, compassion, brotherly love, etc. here. This isn't a site full of Latter-day Saints. I don't think any of us have the right to call ourselves such. The antagonism, hatred, brooding, back-biting, false testimonies, deception (me included), narcissism, and arrogance are spiritually damaging. There is no real room for progression. The banner above should say that this is not a site for fellowship, Christ-like love, or Latter-day Saints. It is a beloved idiocracy for the hot-headed and narrow-minded promulgators of emotional and spiritual pain. We all might as well be the LDS general 'authorities'...especially Russell Nelson (idiot), Dallin Oaks (bigger idiot), and Boyd Packer (douchebag bigot from Lucifer's testicles and biggest idiot). Peace and Blessings to all God's Children...even you assholes on this site __________________ Stepping onto a higher plane is quite real for everyone. It requires no force or effort or sacrifice. It merely involves little change of what our idea of normal is. -Deepak Chopra The woman caught in adultery deserves the stoning she didn't get. Jesus...why did you have to stick your nose where it didn't belong?

10-16-2008, 10:11 PM	#6
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	I nominate this post as one of the funniest of all time, if only for the fact that it's been posted by a liar. Great work, Anthesian. I like you're posts better when you're trying to be funny rather than serious. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

10-18-2008, 03:46 PM	#9
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	When I studied English Literature during my undergrad, I took several courses on grammar styles and writing techniques, fueled by a fascination with Hugh Nibley's analyses on the multiple authors of the books in the Book of Mormon. Some argue that the collection was dreamed up by Joseph Smith, but I agree with Nibley that Nephi, Mormon and Moroni are easily distinguishable from one another; it's very simple to see. To that end, when pseudo-trolls pop up on our favorite message boards, a language nerd like me finds it easy to spot who the real poster is, so long as it's one of the regulars. (e.g. justinethewolverine = raiderute). Anthesian: seriously, where do you find the time for this?