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NorCal Cat · 05-06-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

A good punishment for NorCal's kids.....making them watch game film of Warrior basketball, with a special emphasis on defensive lapses.

Yawn....

NorCal Cat · 05-06-2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by FMCoug

I have found the most effective punishment for my kids is waterboarding. When that doesn't work I stick bamboo shoots between their fingernails and fingers.

If any of you think this is cruel or abusive, you're just pussies.

Making your kids live in Texas is already cruel and abusive enough.

non sequitur · 05-06-2008, 12:14 AM

I used to work with a guy whose teenage son was going through a rebellious period. I don't remember what the son did wrong, but his punishment was that his bedroom door was removed. The son freaked out, but went without the bedroom door for about three weeks until he shaped up.

TheSizzle36 · 05-06-2008, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by FMCoug

I have found the most effective punishment for my kids is waterboarding. When that doesn't work I stick bamboo shoots between their fingernails and fingers.

If any of you think this is cruel or abusive, you're just pussies.

I always figured you would force your kids to eat mounds and mounds of greasy cheese fries and Texas BBQ.

FMCoug · 05-06-2008, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSizzle36

I always figured you would force your kids to eat mounds and mounds of greasy cheese fries and Texas BBQ.

I used to but then I decided I didn't want them to have pudgy fingers so I switched to waterboarding.

il Padrino Ute · 05-06-2008, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by FMCoug

I used to but then I decided I didn't want them to have pudgy fingers so I switched to waterboarding.

Do you stop the waterboarding when their fingers get wrinkled?

Parrot Head · 05-06-2008, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

My high school principal caught a couple of greasers smoking on school grounds. He was of the old school, so he made them eat their cigarettes until they puked. I think it was effective.

Like SoCal, my school had a smoking area until I was in 10th grade or so and that was early to mid-90s. They didn't like you to chew in class, but some teachers put up with that, too.

cougjunkie · 05-06-2008, 06:47 PM

My parents adopted my best friend from elementary school. We used to fight all the time. One day he threw a twinkie at me, and it went behind the couch, I turned to get it and he ran and jumped on my back. I got pissed and we fought. It was pretty brutal, I picked him up and slammed him through a glass coffee table and he grabbed the fire poker and tried to stab me.

My mom was gone, and when my dad walked in to see us fighting he immediately turned around and went back outside. My mom came home and we were both bleeding pretty good and beat up. She made me write 1000 reasons why I loved Nick (his name). She made Nick write 1000 reasons why he loved me.

That was brutal.

BYU71 · 05-06-2008, 06:50 PM

On the football and golf trip to the USC, I had my 3 sons with me. They really finally pushed me over the edge and so I made them pay for their own hot dogs at the game.

cougjunkie · 05-06-2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

On the football and golf trip to the USC, I had my 3 sons with me. They really finally pushed me over the edge and so I made them pay for their own hot dogs at the game.

You are such a pussy for not beating them. Grow a pair.

signed,

Norcal cat.

05-06-2008, 12:14 AM	#13
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	I used to work with a guy whose teenage son was going through a rebellious period. I don't remember what the son did wrong, but his punishment was that his bedroom door was removed. The son freaked out, but went without the bedroom door for about three weeks until he shaped up. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

05-06-2008, 06:47 PM	#18
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	My parents adopted my best friend from elementary school. We used to fight all the time. One day he threw a twinkie at me, and it went behind the couch, I turned to get it and he ran and jumped on my back. I got pissed and we fought. It was pretty brutal, I picked him up and slammed him through a glass coffee table and he grabbed the fire poker and tried to stab me. My mom was gone, and when my dad walked in to see us fighting he immediately turned around and went back outside. My mom came home and we were both bleeding pretty good and beat up. She made me write 1000 reasons why I loved Nick (his name). She made Nick write 1000 reasons why he loved me. That was brutal. __________________ LINCECUM!

05-06-2008, 06:50 PM	#19
BYU71 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,084	On the football and golf trip to the USC, I had my 3 sons with me. They really finally pushed me over the edge and so I made them pay for their own hot dogs at the game.