What is the strangest punishment you received/gave?

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

My parents adopted my best friend from elementary school. We used to fight all the time. One day he threw a twinkie at me, and it went behind the couch, I turned to get it and he ran and jumped on my back. I got pissed and we fought. It was pretty brutal, I picked him up and slammed him through a glass coffee table and he grabbed the fire poker and tried to stab me.

My mom was gone, and when my dad walked in to see us fighting he immediately turned around and went back outside. My mom came home and we were both bleeding pretty good and beat up. She made me write 1000 reasons why I loved Nick (his name). She made Nick write 1000 reasons why he loved me.

That was brutal.

Your story of sibling violence reminds me of one of my own...

I was about 6 and my older sister was about 11. She kept taunting me and telling me that I couldnt catch her. It was really making me mad. So I grabbed a broom and started chasing her, trying to hit her with it. She just kept taunting, making me more and more angry. She was older, and in fact, I could NOT catch her, so I grew flustered fairly quickly.

Just as I was about to catch up with her, she ran through the front door and slammed the screen door shut....unfortunately, I was on the downstroke of a broom-swing at the time. I ripped a gash about 1 foot long through the screen door.

We both froze and looked at what had happened. Then, to break the silence, my sister said in that obnoxious older sibling voice...."OOOoooooooh! BUSTED!"

I basically lost it at that point. I started crying and was so angry, also scared that my dad was going to beat the crap out of me for ripping the door.

There is a happy ending to my story. When my dad came home, he did beat the crap out of me. But he also laid it down on my sister, too. And while she was crying, taking her whipping, I stuck my tongue out at her. Moral victory was mine!

[cougjunkie]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Your story of sibling violence reminds me of one of my own...

I was about 6 and my older sister was about 11. She kept taunting me and telling me that I couldnt catch her. It was really making me mad. So I grabbed a broom and started chasing her, trying to hit her with it. She just kept taunting, making me more and more angry. She was older, and in fact, I could NOT catch her, so I grew flustered fairly quickly.

Just as I was about to catch up with her, she ran through the front door and slammed the screen door shut....unfortunately, I was on the downstroke of a broom-swing at the time. I ripped a gash about 1 foot long through the screen door.

We both froze and looked at what had happened. Then, to break the silence, my sister said in that obnoxious older sibling voice...."OOOoooooooh! BUSTED!"

I basically lost it at that point. I started crying and was so angry, also scared that my dad was going to beat the crap out of me for ripping the door.

There is a happy ending to my story. When my dad came home, he did beat the crap out of me. But he also laid it down on my sister, too. And while she was crying, taking her whipping, I stuck my tongue out at her. Moral victory was mine!

My sister is two years older than me, and last christmas we were all sitting around talking about old times, when someone brings up how much me and her used to fight. She suddenly starts to cry and says "remember when you chased me down the hallway with a knife?"

I did not remember doing it but I am sure it happened. She said she locked herself in the bathroom and I sat by the door until my parents came home.

I had serious anger management issues as a young child.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

My sister is two years older than me, and last christmas we were all sitting around talking about old times, when someone brings up how much me and her used to fight. She suddenly starts to cry and says "remember when you chased me down the hallway with a knife?"

I did not remember doing it but I am sure it happened. She said she locked herself in the bathroom and I sat by the door until my parents came home.

I had serious anger management issues as a young child.

Being the oldest, I got to torment the younger siblings.

To this day, my sister claims that I never have paid her the dime I said I would if she ate the entire dish of dry dog food, which she did because I made her do it.