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ute4ever · 10-26-2005, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

You seen the Everybody Loves Raymond where Ray thinks Debra was going to get implants while he was gone for a week?

Yes and she fools him into thinking she got them done, by stuffing her bra. When she offers to take her bra off she says "you better stand back," and he replies, "no, you better stand back!"

SoCalCoug · 10-27-2005, 01:10 AM

Cougarboard = white sprinter
CougarGuard = black sprinter

SteelBlue · 10-27-2005, 02:39 AM

cougarboard= heavy girl that you date for 2 months but eventually have to cut loose because you're ashamed to be seen with her in public.

cougarguard= That angry chick in D.C.

Nobody Special · 10-27-2005, 02:42 AM

Cougarboard = Wayne
Cougarguard = Kim Catrall

SoCalCoug · 10-27-2005, 03:16 AM

Cougarboard = bra stuffed with socks
CougarGuard = bra stuffed with boobs

10-27-2005, 01:10 AM	#22
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Cougarboard = white sprinter CougarGuard = black sprinter __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

10-27-2005, 02:42 AM	#24
Nobody Special Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ogden Posts: 53	Cougarboard = Wayne Cougarguard = Kim Catrall __________________ Just a thought from Nobody Special. Go Cougars!

10-27-2005, 03:16 AM	#25
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Cougarboard = bra stuffed with socks CougarGuard = bra stuffed with boobs __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

10-27-2005, 02:39 AM	#23
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	cougarboard= heavy girl that you date for 2 months but eventually have to cut loose because you're ashamed to be seen with her in public. cougarguard= That angry chick in D.C.