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Old 07-16-2008, 01:06 AM   #1
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Default some advice for you married men

if your wife works out all the time, don't ask her if she is working out a certain part of her body and suggest she start, and focus there.
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:17 AM   #2
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It worked (she started), but I'm not sure it was worth it!
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:08 PM   #4
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if your wife works out all the time, don't ask her if she is working out a certain part of her body and suggest she start, and focus there.
Kegel exercises?
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:39 PM   #5
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Kegel exercises?
LOL! Funniest comment I've ever seen on here.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:06 PM   #6
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LOL! Funniest comment I've ever seen on here.
Really? Since you're a girl, I guess that figures. As for the guys, I think every one thought it from the moment of Mike's first post. RC was the only one brave enought to post it.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:12 PM   #7
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Really? Since you're a girl, I guess that figures. As for the guys, I think every one thought it from the moment of Mike's first post. RC was the only one brave enought to post it.
Sorry, I was thinking sphincter.
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Sorry, I was thinking sphincter.
Coming from you, not a surprise.

RC makes sense.
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Coming from you, not a surprise.

RC makes sense.
There are over 40 sphincters in the body.

You know the number 40....it is the amount of money you owed at lunch before you skipped out to go get a hot dog.
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There are over 40 sphincters in the body.

You know the number 40....it is the amount of money you owed at lunch before you skipped out to go get a hot dog.
Are you always an reprehensible prick, or are you working diligently to exceed your normal prickness quotient.
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