The Huckatards

[Great in 2008]

http://www.sharkshellfish.com/id9.html

check out this picture of the Huckabees--give me a break, can you see these people as the first family. What a mess!

[All-American]

I like the photo caption:

The Huckabees seem to radiate with the typical white-trash family-vibe found so often these days in America. This picture radiates the 80's-style dress so common amongst them. Vertical-striped semi-flannel shirts to make the fat retarded sons hopefully not look so fat. Bright red shirts on the females to try and take away attention from the fat retarded son on the left in the back row. The Huckabees truly have a genius publicist.

If this family gets to reside in the White House, there will need to be a major renovation to increase kitchen size, and the addition of a Special Needs center, complete with big bouncy balls and hockey helmets. Do you think they could purchase a special shortbus for the White House? Retard Force 1?