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Old 07-02-2007, 07:49 PM   #41
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I know a certain someone who made out with the Elders Quorum president in her underwear (standing up), and she was given a three month sentence. EQ president got two weeks and remained in office.
What was your calling after you got released from EQ president?
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:50 PM   #42
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What was your calling after you got released from EQ president?
I only know the female party. Never met the male. She's a Ute fan.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:52 PM   #43
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SC, I enjoy your stories, but you're losing credibility, dude.
I'm thinking SC should have his own dedicated section of the Mormon Snopes.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:52 PM   #44
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How is it meaningless? The party involved is VERY close to me, I assure you.
I don't care how close they were to you, I simply don't think a 25 word summary of an event necessarily captures all of the particulars that were considered in who got how much time.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:52 PM   #45
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I only know the female party. Never met the male. She's a Ute fan.
Odd. The female says she got punished more severely than the man involved.

The man never gets to tell his side of the story.

Indy's right, your stories are pointless.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:52 PM   #46
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She's a Ute fan.
Well, there's your extenuating circumstances right there.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:53 PM   #47
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She's a Ute fan.
Obviously.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:55 PM   #48
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Odd. The female says she got punished more severely than the man involved.

The man never gets to tell his side of the story.

Indy's right, your stories are pointless.
The man didn't need to tell his side of the story. He barely got punished as things were.
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The man didn't need to tell his side of the story. He barely got punished as things were.
According to you. According to what your female friend told you.

Aren't you an attorney? Shouldn't you know better than try to introduce this as "evidence"?
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:59 PM   #50
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According to you. According to what your female friend told you.

Aren't you an attorney? Shouldn't you know better than try to introduce this as "evidence"?
Nope. Not a lawyer. Good guess, though.

The point is that they were both involved, and they received completely different sentences, despite the fact that he was an older endowed RM EQ president and she was a lowly freshman in college. He was smart to keep his britches on while removing hers, I suppose.
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