I'm really sad about my Japanese Maple (Old Yeller SPOILER)

[landpoke]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

That depends on what you mean by run. If it's to maintain good health, then yes. But if it's running for your life from wolves, well, that's never good.

We've got a small arsenal here at the office and orders to shoot any wolves on sight. It's just one of the small services we provide to our landowners.

[landpoke]

Originally Posted by landpoke

Sure, doesn't everybody? If there's a better way to keep the bugs out of the office I'd like to hear it.

No outhouse. Here's a picture of the bathroom which you can see is right across the hall from my office. That's a sign of status in my culture. The closer to the toilet the higher up you are. I'd actually have to office in the bathroom to be any higher up the chain.

Also note the evacuation map on the wall next to the door. We are fully compliant with all OSHA regulations.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by landpoke

Also note the evacuation map on the wall next to the door. We are fully compliant with all OSHA regulations.

I think OSHA must have less stringent standards in Wyoming if your evacuation plan can be affixed with scotch tape. Also, sweet light switch outside the bathroom door. Can I get the name of your electrician?

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by landpoke

If there's a better way to keep the bugs out of the office I'd like to hear it.

Fire.

Ever have bug problems when your by the campfire?

[landpoke]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

I think OSHA must have less stringent standards in Wyoming if your evacuation plan can be affixed with scotch tape. Also, sweet light switch outside the bathroom door. Can I get the name of your electrician?

I understand your confusion, the angle of the picture makes it look as you've stated. The switch is actually in my office, then there's a hallway and then the bathroom. I use the term bathroom as there's actually a bath in it as well as a toilet.

[landpoke]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Fire.

Ever have bug problems when your by the campfire?

I kind of glad you didn't take me up on my offer to camp in the lot next to my house.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by landpoke

I kind of glad you didn't take me up on my offer to camp in the lot next to my house.

I can understand your apprehension, but rest assured, I also dig some very effective fire trenches.

On the other hand, fire would also send the wolves to higher ground ensuring you and your loved ones safety.