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Old 01-11-2007, 11:11 PM   #21
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I am pretty sure he meant Austin, Nevada.

http://www.austinnevada.com/
Austin, Nevada isn't that great. It is one of many truckstop/mining stops you should avoid when traversing our grand state by motor vehicle.

Austin, Texas, may just have a slutty forty year old mute for Nonsequitur. That city has plenty of babes, and lots of liberality.
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Old 01-11-2007, 11:15 PM   #22
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I am pretty sure he meant Austin, Nevada.

http://www.austinnevada.com/

Oh, shoot. And here I divulged my secret love-affair with Austin. Forget I said anything!

ps. I've never in my life heard of Austin, Nevada.
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Oh, shoot. And here I divulged my secret love-affair with Austin. Forget I said anything!

ps. I've never in my life heard of Austin, Nevada.

If a cow pissed on the side of a hill, would you hear of that?

Of course not.

We know you're dying to take Jason to Austin. You're secret longhorn lassie, eh?
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I am pretty sure he meant Austin, Nevada.

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We know you're dying to take Jason to Austin. You're secret longhorn lassie, eh?
Actually, if I moved to Austin, it would be as a Sooner missionary to lost Longhorn souls. I would be aiming to restore Longhorns to the true gospel of Soonerism. I think I'd start with Matthw McConaughey. I bet he needs some ministry.
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Pretty much anywhere in Wyoming or Idaho.
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Old 01-11-2007, 11:47 PM   #27
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Actually, if I moved to Austin, it would be as a Sooner missionary to lost Longhorn souls. I would be aiming to restore Longhorns to the true gospel of Soonerism. I think I'd start with Matthw McConaughey. I bet he needs some ministry.
Just start with that little librarian outfit, and he'll be well on his way.
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Sparks, Fallon, Winnemucca, Lovelock, Elko, Battle Mountain, Ely, Austin or any other town in the state of Nevada, aside from maybe Mesquite.
Now you've made me very curious. Why is Mesquite different than the others on your list. I've been to all of those towns and I can't say that any of them stand out (except maybe Battle Mountain; nowhere else do the enromous white letters "BM" perched on a hillside seem more appropriate).
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Oh, shoot. And here I divulged my secret love-affair with Austin. Forget I said anything!
Bwahahahahaha....!
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Old 01-12-2007, 12:18 AM   #30
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Now you've made me very curious. Why is Mesquite different than the others on your list. I've been to all of those towns and I can't say that any of them stand out (except maybe Battle Mountain; nowhere else do the enromous white letters "BM" perched on a hillside seem more appropriate).
I take it you don't like Eureka, California either.
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