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Archaea · 06-20-2007, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

This from a guy who lives in Vegas. Ha.

Unlike Texans, we can hold our liquor and our women at the same time.

Jeff Lebowski · 06-20-2007, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Unlike Texans, we can hold our liquor and our women at the same time.

Unlike Vegans (Hendersonians?) we don't need liquor to score with our women.

Archaea · 06-20-2007, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Unlike Vegans (Hendersonians?) we don't need liquor to score with our women.

No, but it would help you in the morning after. Of course, sometimes a cow won't blush.

Jeff Lebowski · 06-20-2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

No, but it would help you in the morning after. Of course, sometimes a cow won't blush.

Reminds me of a saying by an old friend of mine (who drinks): "I never went to bed with an ugly woman. But I sure woke up with a few."