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Old 06-20-2007, 06:15 PM   #1
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What's your favorite message board moment?

I definitely enjoyed Brian's earlier postings on Cougarboard. This is one of my favorites:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=662168

I also liked grapevine's classic thrift store posting:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=258817

Seattle Ute posing as a BYU fan is still very funny:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=367588
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:37 PM   #2
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Nothing beats the DI trifecta. Best message board post in history. It gets more funny everytime you read it.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:59 PM   #3
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here are a few



The most successful hoax ever
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1286934

Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643

ecuabuddy just won't believe the game time changed.
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=398702

PAC exposes BillatKublaKhan
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=558098

Kugr explains why Melaleuca is not a MLM
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=751827

Priesthood Blessings for animals?
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2176246

One of Goat's funnier posts that have not been deleted
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2201160
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:31 PM   #4
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Fusniks post about his mom getting drunk to find out what it was like. The reaction to that was priceless.
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:40 PM   #5
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Fusniks post about his mom getting drunk to find out what it was like. The reaction to that was priceless.
Thank you for reminding me of that, that was one of the funniest posts ever. Here it is.


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my mom got plastered about 10 years back....
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my mom is your perfect little mormon girl. didnt struggle with much before she got married, started having kids, got super involved in church and civic duties, and created a picture perfect family....

well about 10 years ago she decides that since she had never gotten drunk before, she wanted to get drunk. she talked it over with my dad, who was a bishop at the time and didnt offer any type of resistance to my mothers request, she rented a hotel room and got plastered one night with my uncle....

came home and never drank again....

anyone ever experience this with their wives with anything similar or close to?
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:44 PM   #6
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here are a few



The most successful hoax ever
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1286934

Kugrmaniac post after everyone was messing with him calling him a homophobe/etc
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=239643

ecuabuddy just won't believe the game time changed.
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=398702

PAC exposes BillatKublaKhan
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=558098

Kugr explains why Melaleuca is not a MLM
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=751827

Priesthood Blessings for animals?
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2176246

One of Goat's funnier posts that have not been deleted
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2201160

Can you summarize the Bernard hoax. I wasn't reading the board at the time and I've heard a million references.
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:54 PM   #7
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Can you summarize the Bernard hoax. I wasn't reading the board at the time and I've heard a million references.
We were bored and wanted to mess with Bernard, so we started floating rumors of some big announcement that was coming up re:byu football. People who were not in on it started claiming they heard that too (trying to convince people that they really did have sources) and it even got mentioned on local sports radio. The day that the supposed announcement was coming, there were several board members who had skipped vacations, taken long lunches, etc so they could be online when the announcement came. That link I gave was the post making the announcement (it gave what is now a dead link to bernard4heisman.com) on a site that had tons of photoshopped pictures of bernard, fake quotes from famous athletes/coaches , etc. It all started out as a way to just mess with bernard, but it really ballooned and there were a lot of pissed off people that had been speculating what the announcement would be for the previous week.
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Thank you for reminding me of that, that was one of the funniest posts ever. Here it is.
Did Fus have any details on what his mom and his uncle did after they got plastered together?
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Did Fus have any details on what his mom and his uncle did after they got plastered together?
Maybe that's where lil' fussy came from.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:10 PM   #10
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Did Fus have any details on what his mom and his uncle did after they got plastered together?
both archaea and I suggested that the uncle was fus's real father, fus never replied though
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